| Quotes Page |
| The Faculty Quotes |
| Stokely: I'm not sticking that hack drug up my nose, it's so 80s Zeke: Aliens are taking over the world, weigh it. |
| Stan: What the hell is wrong with him? Casey:*insane laughing* Zeke: He's tweking let him fucking twek! |
| Queen Alien: This is where your land of fiction gets it right, we win, end of story. |
| Zeke: Sniff it. Casey: Are you crazy? Zeke: I'm gone for a few minutes and when I come back everybody is a fuzzy alien. Casey:*sniffs* Happy now? Zeke:*no reaction* Note this is from the censored version of The Faculty, which aired on Halloween night 2002. |
| Lord of the Rings Quotes |
| Frodo: I wish the ring had never come to me. I wish noe of this had ever happened. Gandalf: So do all who live to see such times but that is not for them to decide. All they have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us. |
| Frodo: You're late. Gandalf:*looks up and sees Frodo standing on a hill* A wizard is never late nor is he early. He arrives percisly when he means to. |
| Gandalf: Fly you fools! *falls into the depths of Moria* |
| Friends Quotes |
| Mandi: I'm sitting you're just imagining I'm standing up. |
| Ian at District Choir Tryouts: Cruchifizus, crucified me! |
| Spiderman: The Movie Quotes |
| Uncle Ben: With great power comes great responsibility. |
| 007 Quotes |
| 007: Shaken not stirred. |
| Nick: You know when your ears tear up? |
| Court Transquips |
| Q: "Doctor, before you preformed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?" A: "No." Q: "Did you check for blood pressure?" A: "No." Q: "Did you check for breathing?" A: "No." Q: "So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?" A: "No." Q: "How can you be so sure, Doctor?" A: "Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar." Q: "But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?" A: "It is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere." |