RANGER NUMBER: 19
BATTING STYLE: RH
BOWLING STYLE: Right Arm Medium nose high beamers
HIGHEST SCORE: 25* (19) 1D
BEST BOWLING FIGURES: 1/24 (1D)
SIGNATURE DELIVERY: Balls that dont bounce
WILL GO DOWN IN RANGER HISTORY FOR:
In his first over, the first 4 deliveries were all wides!
known by many as the heart and soul of the love tap. He is superior in many ways and his commitment to cricket is surpassed only by that of the captain.I draw your attention to this example of dedication: through hours of painstaking time in the nets and many many practice sessions (rumoured to have been developed in conjunction with the Australian Cricket team's bowling coach) has created a "special" bowl that can keep even the keenest of batsmen guessing. The style only be described in the following: it combines the loft of Shane Warne with the Speed of Brett Lee and all together avoiding the trade mark line and length of Jason Gillespie.
That's right,this ball can go any where but it never bounces and will in every way shape and form avoid hitting the pitch. When he's right on target it will arrive at a scorching speed and whip right by your head. Many batsman have wept in fear they have ducked dodged or dived to avoid it. This ball is yet to take the life of a fellow Ranger but if its use during practice sessions is continued may very well do so.
A little about the Character of this GIANT.... I've never heard him speak a bad word about any one and has a smile to rival that of any toothpaste
commercial model.
In his short season with the Rangers he quickly climbed the batting line up (sort of) and next season will no doubt be a key to the victory of our
mighty div 2 team (which team will in no doubt be far superior to the div 1 team in every way shape and form, other than in cricketing skill). He is the man of style and the man of grace, the man of class and the man of pace, he is the hottest and the finest, the classiest and the kindest, he is the one, he is the only Johnny the Jack Hammer Munroe.
Written by Tyrone Hatchard
