RANGER NUMBER: 26
BATTING STYLE: LH in the mould of the classic opener (We need more left handers!)
BOWLING STYLE: Left Arm Medium Swing
HIGHEST SCORE: 102 (1D)
BEST BOWLING FIGURES: 5-9 (2D)
SIGNATURE DELIVERY: Dismissing centurions. Hes claimed 2 this season already and caught one out. Hmm maybe he should bowl to them before they get their 100. Possesses a wicked inswinging yorker.
WILL GO DOWN IN RANGER HISTORY FOR:
*Now holds the record for the most amount of balls to get of a duck. (26) Went on to make up for lost time. He also has the unwanted record of most runs off an over! (30)
*Markets his fusion so that now everyone wants one. However, Jamie holds the highest score by the Fusion and Elliot made his 100 with the club bat as his fusion was getting repaired! The curse lives on!
*Made Cameron blow snot chunks during our awards night
It was because of 'the curse of his fusion.' All the hype and talk of his new bat jnxed this poor man to only maintain a modest average of 18 runs a game and 4-5 wickets with his bowling in the first half of the season. But one training session changed all theat, a crack appeared in the handle and this curse was lifted. Doc Cowan became a new man using a new bat, some say it was even the beginning of a mid-life crisis for he appeared at one game with a blonde mullet after his childhood hero, Warick kappa, and sporting his favourite Hawaiian shirt. A name change was even on the cards to complete his new idendity. The game against St Barts was the birth of Joe Dirt... the man who started to desroy batting lineups with his lack of pace swing balls. He even collected a 5 wicket haul to add to his stats! But his form was not ony wihth the ball, Joe Dirt became the only Ranger this year, MAYBE even in the history of the club I dont know to collect a 5 wicket haul and a 100 run ton a calendar year
Good on ya Big Joe!!
-Ben 'Duncan' Hollis
