Interviewer: This time we're interviewing the person to whome every reader has queries about - Mikagami!
Mikagami: How do you do.
Interviewer: Some readers think that your hair is too long, do you have anything to say to this?
Mikagami: It's always been like this.
Interviewer: Some people say it's fake hair... is this true?
Mikagami: No, it's not true.
Interviewer: Others say you're gay.
Mikagami: ...
Interviewer: And yet some others say you're a "girl"...
(Mikagami flies into a rage, no way to continue the interview)

Volume 10 - Interview with Gashakura

Interviewer: What is your most favourite thing?
Gashakura: (??? He says "Chuang Bing", and since "Bing" means ice, I'm guessing it's a type of popsicle or ice cream). Especially the strawberry milk flavoured type, that's the tastiest.
Interviewer: What special habits do you have?
Gashakura: Whenever I go to sleep I have to hug my doll, especially my little teddy bear.
Interviewer: What books do you like?
Gashakura: Little Red Riding Hood.
Interviewer: ...
Gashakura: Why? Do you have any objections?
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(Gashakura goes wild, no way to continue the interview)

Volume 11- Interview with Fuuko Kirisawa

Interviewer: Now we're interviewing Team Hokage's lone female fighter - Miss Fuuko!
Fuuko: How do you do!
Interviewer: When did you get your first kiss? And with whom?
Fuuko: I haven't been kissed yet!
Interviewer: What's your favourite colour for your underwear?
Fuuko: White, white, white!
Interviewer: In the summer do you sleep naked?
Fuuko: Sometimes!
Interviewer: [Are you the type of person who doesn't like to wear a bra?]
Fuuko: Sometimes I don't wear a bra... Hey! Why are you asking these weird questions? Hentai!
Interviewer: So... sorry... Ah ah - - *heart*
(Even though the interviewer was beaten half to death, he still feels very fortunate to have this interview)