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"I'm telling you," says Deke, "there's no better feeling in the world than biting into one of Zuba's barbecued gruntnuggets. It's a little taste of paradise..."

You'd been listening to Deke rave about gruntnuggets the entire trip across the fair. You hope he's more accurrate in his appraisal of food than of athletic skills.

"I can smell them already! Come on, this way!" Deke leads, and you follow.

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