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A decade ago, some friends were gathered in a bar when the DJ put on something of a Rap nature (Vanilla Ice, or something). After our mocking died down, our parody began. So here's some excerpts transcribed from that drink napkin. And hey, 15 years ago in a bar, this was really funny.

Well I'm Johnn Johnzz
I'm the man from mars
I can fly real high
I can pick up cars
Rarely grow tired
don't feel fatigue
And I'm a cardcarrying member
of the new Justice League
me...hulk
little....say
was.....green
now...grey
We're the Kickers!!
Can't sing, can't dance
Were with the NEW UNIVERSE
...we ain't got a chance.
(and they didn't)
I'm Chris Clairmont
The Xmen are Mine.
Mine..MINE
MINE..MINE!
(This was long ago when
he had control over all
the books and then..hey! Waitaminute!)
I am Aquaman
King of the Sea
Can talk to fish
so noBLUBone isBLUB
scBLUBared ofBLUB me
I'm Galactus
in my purple and pink
Sure, I eat worlds
But, what do I drink?
I'm NiteOwl
I do good tasks
If you wanna make whoopee
...just hand me my mask.
This little piggy went twistie
This little piggy went *SNAP*
Eight little piggies to go
THAT's the Rorschack rap..
I'm Rom the Spaceknight
Get power from the Sun
I'll destroy the Wraiths
**KA-CHUNK**
Once these poptarts are done.
(his head look-a-like-a-toaster)
Hey, I'm Longshot
I got lots of luck
And I don't Understand
This rhyming thing that
were doing here.
I'm Mephisto
Got power in spades
My future's so bright
I have to rule Hades
I'm the Nightcrawler
got furry blue skin
When there's trouble
I'll *bamf* right in
I'm Mr. Fantastic
I can stretch real far
My group will come save you
in the Fantasticar
I'm the Angel
they killed me clean
but I'll be back
just look at Jean
(and he is)
Swamp Thing here
sentient bush
flowers on chest
Moss on tush
I can move my mind
from place to place
I'd come say hi
But I'm lost in space
(after he was "killed"
in the Annual)
Wanna add one? Send me one.

Last Updated on 3/2/2000
By Mark Anderson
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