9) In public he starts every sentence with "Do you know who I am?"
8) After every Sports Final he takes a giant whizz in Amato's coffee cup.
7) His favorite item on the BBQ grill ---- Puppies!!
6) Considers his bowel movements to be "Breaking News"
5) He has a 10% lapdance discount card for "The New Solid Gold" - that he never uses.
4) His wife is really a high tech sex robot.
3) Any time a women walks into the room he does his "Yeah Baby" Austin Powers impression
2) His favorite Star Wars character is Jar Jar Binks.
And the #1 reason we hate Jeff Prosser:
He smells like cheese....