That's Mr. Fireman to you and Mr Fierman to me: ( Fierman pronounced feerman)
I hope these pages will put a smile on all thier beautiful faces. Love everyone of them.
Who has just changed a lightbulb for you?
(A) "Ah, Mr. Fierman you can get down from my shoulders now that the light bulb has been changed."
Somebody want to pull me from the ground and please be carefull of my neck.
Remembering that he had stopped earlier that morning, he looked down on the seat and saw the burger king bag with a left over hamburger. He took the burger out, took a bite and made a face. The burger was ice cold and didn't taste right. He took the burger, placed it in a contraption, punched a few buttons and when the contraption didn't work, he got upset, started pounding on it and beating it with his fists. While he was messing with the contraption, he didn't notice the fire engine coming up with lights and sirens going. All he heard was a loud blast of an air horn, looked in the rearview mirror and saw the fire engine coming up real fast. The man panicked , lost control of his car and hit a lamp post. Unfortunately the man died. Emts and Paramedics did all they could, but, couldn't revive him.
So the man is waiting outside the gates of heaven waiting for his name to be called. An angel walkes up to him and asked him what his story was and how did he come to be
near the gates of heaven. The angle points a finger at him and bursts out laughing. The man says to the angel"Stop it, Angels aren't supposed to laugh."
A big booming voice says," Yes, angel the man is right. Angels aren't supposed to laugh."
The angel stops laughing bows his head, and whispered something.
All at once the big booming voice begins to laugh too.
The man gets frustrated and says,"Alright , alright--enough is enough."
The booming voice says something to the angel and the angel then tells the man," God says to tell you that we're not laughing about you dieing or how you died. We're laughing because you forgot to stop at Wallmart."
"Now why would I want to stop at Wallmart for?"the man asked.
"WallMart had a two for one with half price off on extension cords. If you would have stopped at Wall Mart, you could have bought enough extension cords, to plug in the microwave oven at your house. Your microwave oven would have been working, you wouldn't have been pounding on it, you would have heard and seen the fire engine in plenty of time to pull over-----you wouldn't have panicked, wouldn't have hit the lamp post and you would still be alive on earth."
Moral of the story is: Don't mess around with gadgits while driving. Pay attention to the road and what's coming up from behind.The life you save will be your own and Other lives as well.
cause I meant you no harm you see
Trying to make you laugh a bit
With my warped sense of wit