* God created man before creating woman, because you need a rough draft before creating a masterpiece.
*Women have their faults. Men only have two: Everything they say and everything they do.
*Diamonds are a girl's best friends. Dogs are man's best friend. So which is the dumber sex?
*Single women complain that all good men are married, while all married women complain about their lousy husbands. This confirms that there is no such thing as a good man.
