What's the difference between government bonds and men?
Bonds Mature.
What is the difference between a man and a catfish?
One is a bottom-feeding scum-sucker and the other is a
fish.
What did God say after creating man?
I can do better.
What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?
1. No mind.
2. No business.
Why are men like laxatives?
They irritate the shit out of you.
What do you call an intelligent man in America?
A tourist.
Why do jocks play on artificial turf?
To keep them from grazing.
Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive,
caring, and good-looking?
Because they already have boyfriends.
Did you hear about the man who won the gold medal at the
Olympics?
He had it bronzed.
How do some men define Roe vs. Wade?
Two ways to cross a river.
What is gross stupidity?
144 men in one room.
What's the difference between a porcupine and a Corvette?
The porcupine has pricks on the outside.
How many men does it take to pop popcorn?
Three. One to hold the pan and two others to show off
and shake the stove.
How do men sort their laundry?
"Fifthy" and "Filthy but Wearable".
Only a man would buy a $500 car and put a $4000 stereo in it.
Why were men given larger brains than dogs?
So they wouldn't hump women's legs at cocktail parties.
Two guys were strolling down the street when one guy exclaimed,
"how sad - a dead bird." The other man looked up and said,
"where?"
