Disclaimer – I don’t own Buffy, Angel, Willow, Xander or any of the other characters, “although I wish I did” but I don’t, they all belong to Joss Weldon, except “Joanna” she is based on a pain in the ass girl that I am very pissed at right now. But don’t worry it’s still rated PG-13.

Authors Note – Probably set in season 3 in my alternate universe where Angel can have sex and not loss his soul. It’s just a short fluff nonsense piece. And for any body named Joanna that reads this, I am sorry I have nothing against any of you, I’m just beyond brassed off at this girl right now.

Special Thanx – Special thanks to my “Anime girl” she’s the one that got me started on fanfic and Anime, so I basically owe all my pieces of fanfic “Especially the smut ones” to her and to “Joanna” or for being such a bitch, other wise I wouldn’t have wrote this.

 

 

                                       The Note

                             By; Fire_Star 6

 

 

 

So Willow, wuz up? Gods I’m tired!

 

I’ll bet you are! So! How’d it go with Angel last night? Did he.. did you.. ya know.

 

Will ! Is that all ya think about ?! naughty girl.

 

What !? no!!!! I ment did you two spend the night kissing! Hey is that new friend of Xanders coming to the Bronze tonight? What’s her name again?

 

Oh I don’t know, I think it’s like Jona, Jana, something like that. I hope she’s not she really anoys me. Did you see her hitten on Angel last wendsday!? Would it be wrong of me to stake her?

 

I don’t think Giles would like that…. Unless she’s really a boyfriend stealing demon of some kind. I’ll ask Xander.

 

Smooth Will. You know if Mrs. Wonderbutt catches us passn notes again we’re all getting detention for a month. And her name is Joanna. And yes she’s comeing to night, so just keep dead boy away from her.

 

NO! she’s a total pain in the ass! And she looks like a horse! And don’t call him Dead boy!

 

Sorry I slipped, you think I wanted to fall out of my desk you cheese head? I don’t want to be mean but does Joanna have to come?

 

 Don’t you have to slay to night Buff. Or are you just going to make out with Dead boy all night?

 

I’m warning you Xander. And yes I’m going to patrol with Angel till 11:30 then we’re going back to my house for the night.

 

So your parents are letting him sleep over now hu?

 

My parents are out of town for two weeks remember.

 

So what are you gonna wear? I talked to Oz last night he said he wanted me to come over on Saturday to spend some quality time together. Should I wear a dress or just jeans and a T-shirt?

 

Gee could this get any more intresting?

 

Saturday night or day? Cause if it’s day I’d go with the jeans, but night is defenetly dress worthy. I think I’ll wear that silk blue dress with the straps.

 

          Oh brother.

 

Oh be quiet Xander. Oh! The Blue one that is such a cute dress! You got a mirror?

 

Yeah, hang on. I seriously don’t want her to come.

 

Yeah me nether. But with Angel there you probably won’t even notice.

 

I’m still not a happy slayer. Xander you chessee head don’t let her come.

 

I can’t exactly stop her Buff.

 

Just tell her the truth then. I can’t put up with her stupid laugh and lame flirting with my boy friend and if she comes I will drive a stake through her heart, or perhaps feed her to Drusilla. And no one wants to see that now do they.

 

Look Buff she’s gonna come there’s nothing I can do about it.

 

Willow put a spell on her………., and cheesy head Xander.

 

Come on Xander have a heart. Don’t make me work my witchy majik on you.

 

Hey Will did you show Buff that picture of you and Oz?

 

What picture? I want to see the picture!

 

K, hang on.

 

Wow, cute picture Will! Is that Oz’s jacket your wearing? It’s cute on you. Both you and Oz look soooooooo cute together!

 

You really think we make a cute couple?

 

Of course! You two need to so come out with me and Angel sometime……… Hey yeah! Me, you, Angel, and Oz could all go out to dinner one night!

 

Hey! What about me!?

 

You can come with Cordila if you get rid of you know who.

 

I’m telling you she won’t go away!

 

Hi guys watch ya written?

 

Smooth Xander why don’t you just hand the first to pages of the note over to her too.

 

I’m sorry she grabed it off my desk. At least she didn’t know you where talkn about her.

 

Perhaps we should stop writing now before she trys to take it again.

 

K, talk to ya guys after class. Bye.

 

Bye.

 

Bye, bye.