Disclaimer – I don’t own Buffy, Angel or any of the other characters, “although I wish I did” but I don’t, they all belong to Joss Weldon. Don’t worry it’s PG.

Authors Note – It’s just a short demented version of one of Rubyyard Kipling, about Buffy, I guess.

Special Thanx – Special thanks to Fire_Star6, she loves reading poetry but hates writing it, so probably most of the poems you read will be by me.

 

 

          If Your a Slayer

                                                 By;DemonCat3

 

 

If you can protect all around you

With letting anyone know,

And still have time to cuddle and coo,

Over your lovers affectionate show;

If you can dress for any season,

But still be able to tote an ax,

If you can run around a cemetery for no reason,

Then sit with your watcher and relax.

 

If you can stake vampires that kill,

But not the ones with souls,

If you can handle your dry cleaning bill,

For the dress covered in blood and holes,

If you can learn to kick and punch,

Or perhaps just scratch and bite,

If you can trust an Angel on a hunch,

To always be there in a fight.

 

If you can take a nap in class,

Because you were hunting all night,

If you can still be a nice young lass,

Even though you want to be anything but polite,

If you can visit your boyfriends lair,

And convince him to take you out.

Then prevent demons from messing up you hair,

On your evening about.

 

If you can give a demon a good spiking,

But allow another to kiss your cheek.

If your principle is not at all to your liking,

 Because he is a rat faced little geek,

If you can claw and play like a kitten,

And then upon a vampires bed you can curl.

If you can slay before you are bitten

Then you are a Slayer my girl.