It's time to elect a new leader of the world, and your vote counts. Here's
the scoop on the three leading candidates:
Candidate A:
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associates with ward healers and consults with astrologists. He's had two
mistresses. He chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.
Candidate B:
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was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in college and
drinks a quart of brandy every evening.
Candidate C:
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is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an
occasional beer and hasn't had any illicit affairs.
Which of these candidates is your choice??
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Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt
Candidate B is Winston Churchill
Candidate C is Adolph Hitler
