Cowboy X

Whoa.......Rah rah he! Rah Rah yah! Rah rah he! Rah rah yah!

Scod: Could you not do that?

Let me tell the story that was told one time to me by people who had had it time to them

By their forefathers...and their foremothers

It was a little late person travelling through, said the story telling parents- but that's not the focus of the tale

What's important is the story of a stranger who came riding on his horse, on the dusty trail

Gatesy: That does look like riding on a horse, doesn't it?

Scod: It looks like doing something to a horse

He's embellished it by saying that it was a dusty trail, but i think it's pretty safe to assume,

That the road building methods of the time would have been quite crude, to say the least

Yon: Well strictly speaking, to say the least would be to do this- uu..

But you get the idea

Noone knew where he came from, noone knew who he was

But presumable his parents and a few childhood chums knew him

Rah rah he! Rah Rah yah! Rah rah he! Rah rah yah!

Scod: Gatesy! We've talked about this

Gatesy: Ahh! But i wanna do this!

Scod: You're wrecking it for everyone

Gatesy:I'm just trying to give everyone a yah!

Yon: They don't want the yah!

He rode a horse, a great black steed, and Sprirt was it's name

The horse's name, not the bloke

The finest gambler in the county, he broke all the ladies' hearts

I'm still talking bout the horse

The man rode round performing cats that may have broke the law

Or hanged in someone in some other way

So subsequently, he was inevitably

Bought up with some stable county appointed figure of authority or local strang man

One fateful day....or night.

Brought before a judge or jury, he may have been put to death

Or he may have escaped in some exciting way...or boring way...like a legal loophole

There he goes, riding into the sun

He dissolves into a vapour as he nears the burning orb

Or maybe it's just a metaphor

Yes, definitely a metaphor.

I'm not sure of the details but the story must be told

Of this man, or maybe a woman's destiny

But the lesson to be learned, is before you tell a story do one thing...

Do your bloody homework

Whoa.......*bird noises*