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Challenge at the Melbourne ComFest OB Breakfast show, 12/4/01 Farewell to Madge Madge you were the weakest link, so goodbye, say goodbye In Harold you found your amore, but life has punched you in the face just like Tony Libratore So goodbye, say goodbye I never dreamed you'd go, thought you'd live in my tele for a hundred years more But all good things must end, I haven't been so sad since Rachael Friend left Madge with your gravelly voice and your steel wool hair and your toilet brush legs And your paper neck. I'll never forget your paper neck Scod: Paper neck? You're a weirdo! Gatesy: You know that with that gravelly voice, I reckon Madge'd make a fortune with that phone sex stuff. ' Oh Harold I'm taking off my bra...' It's be pretty cool Madge you were the weakest link, so goodbye, say goodbye In Harold you found your amore, but life has punched you in the face just like Tony Libratore So goodbye, say goodbye Craig MacLaughlin came back to pay his respects to you Taking time off from his busy schedule with Check 12 Kylie was OS, Jason was OD Madge with your bottle shaped wrists and your silver polished spout and your leather eyes And your paper neck, I'll never forget your paper neck Scod + Gatesy: Yon! Enough with the paper neck! Gatesy: ...and she did not have a silver spout! Yon: she did too! Didn't you see Scott and Charlene's wedding? She had one especially installed for that Scod: Yon, shut up! Um.... Sleep Gatesy: yeah, sleep...sleep.... Somewhere you're soaking in it Madge, Madge you're soaking in it I know you're not the same Madge, but none of us are the same now Since you gave in your badge...Madge...Madge Madge you were the weakest link, so goodbye, say goodbye In Harold you found your amore, but life has punched you in the face just like Tony Libratore So goodbye, say goodbye From one weakest link to another Say goodbye.... And the other thing we forgot to write was the ending Say goodbye.... |