“He Speaks to Us”

 

Human: What on Earth will I do?

God:                 Ask me, I know everything!!!

 

Human: Nobody loves me.

God:                 Wanna bet, look up!!!

 

Human: Where am I going?

God:                 I was wondering the same thing!!!

 

Human: How can I get out of this one?

God:                 Your knees are a good place to start!!!

 

Human: I wonder where I will go when I die?

God:                 Good question, I gave you free will, so that is up to you!!!

 

Human: Man, I really screwed up this time.

God:                 That’s OK, just say you are sorry and try not to do it again!!!

 

Human: I am not strong enough to carry this burden.

God:                 I AM STRENGTH!!!

 

Human: Sometimes I wish there were superheroes to save the day.

God:                 Look at the cross, I think my son qualifies!!!