An ultra conservative group lives in a wild life refuge pretending they are in the early 19th century and make up stories about fake demons running around in the woods so the children will not venture out and discover the modern world. Whoops, did I blow the ending of THE VILLAGE for you? That's okay, it's a shitty one anyways. You should be thanking me, because I just saved you a matinee priced ticket on a movie that you would walk out of and say "That's Dogshit!!!" Consider yourselves lucky, because I paid the evening price for that crap.
So now that I blew the ending for you, you might as well read the rest of this. You can send me hatemail later. Then you'll be little bitches and go see the damn movie, then you'll write me back and thank me. The movie starts out promising, and "Those whe we don't speak of" look pretty cool. They have the head of a boar on a human's body, and are dressed in red cloaks with bone spikes all over them. They go running around painting people's doors red and skinning little dogs. I thought it was really cool to see dog flesh lying around all over the place. Then, after that, some people are talking for an hour, a retard stabs the hero of the movie, his blind girlfriend goes out to find medicine, the retard falls in a pit, the blind girl discovers the modern world and comes back with hydrogen peroxide, bandages, alcohol swabs, basically the works for treating an infection. She learns that she's been living in a fake world. Hmmm, living in a fake world and not knowing it...sounds like...THE TRUMAN SHOW!!!!
Now, what could have made this a better movie? Leaving out the cliche of the modern world, because that was a lame twist, if you can even call it a twist. More like, pulling my leg. When the father told his blind daughter that the demons weren't real, I was almost laughing with delight, because I figured that he was lying to her just to send the useless girl to her death, which would have been awesome because she wouldn't have been able to see it coming. But, my wishful thinking didn't prevail. They should have just stuck with the original story line and left the pig-demons to be real. Then, they could have all gone out with swords and bow and arrows and gone boar hunting to avenge the blind girl's comical death, then skinned all the demons and let them rot in the grass like the dogs. That would have been a lot better. Or you could have found out that they weren't really demons, but they were a tribe of forest eskimos, where one is sitting on the other's shoulders and wearing a boar's head dressed in a red cloak. By the way, red is the color that attracts the creatures, so there are no red flowers or berries or clothing allowed in the village. Wow, that's overextensive. Why not say that the demons are attracted by flagrant homosexuality, and then you'd have a straight village. That would have been tons more applicable to the story line considering the village was full of neo-conservatives. My overall grade for the movie: F