My Pictures From Japan

Here are my pictures from Japan

Yes, that's right. I went to Japan, and these were the pictures that I took. All 3 of them. Charlie and Yuki on the train, a beach in Tokyo, and some fuckin fish. Now, I'm going to the Land of the Rising Sun, wouldn't you think I would take more pictures? I mean, I spent all this money on a new digital camera and a 256MB XD Memory card with my Radio Shack employee discount, spent a thousand bucks to get over there, and only take 3 damn pictures? What do we have to thank for that? Fujifilm A205. The shittiest camera in the world. It was a father's day special going for about $99. This is honestly the shittiest camera in the world. I mean, look at this thing!

For any fathers who received this camera as a gift for Father's Day, I am so sorry. This is the worst present ever, from cheap and unthoughtful offspring. You should have them punnished. The funny thing is, it worked fine until I got to Japan. Go figure. It makes me wonder who the hell is trying to spite me this time. The camera would eat all of the battery after 1 freaking shot. First, was a pair of standard Alkaline batteries. Second, was a pair of Nickel Metal Hydride rechargeable batteries. Third, was a pair of Fujifilm Lithium photo batteries. Each time, after 1 snapshot, the battery would be completely drained. I want a brand new camera, I'm gonna trade it in. Why don't I just send it to repair? It's under warranty and free of charge for repair. Because when you send a piece of crap into repair, it comes back as the same peice of crap it was waiting to break down like a 30 year old radiator. And eventually, you outreach your warranty, and you're stuck footing the bill for that piece of shit.

This is an email I sent to Fujifilm customer support
Hi,

I purchased the Fujifilm Finepix Camera, model A205 from Radioshack during a Father's Day special. The camera was on sale for $99.99. I thought this was quite a bargain and I thought that Fujifilm may be a quality brand camera. I bought this camera before a vacation that I was taking to Japan. When I was in Japan, the camera stopped functioning properly. It would drain the batteries after 1 snapshot. I went through a pair of standard alkalines, a pair of rechargeable nickel metal hydrides, and a pair of Fujifilm lithium batteries. I managed to take 3 pictures on my 9 day vacation. I now have little faith in your products because of this incident. I spent over $1000 for the plane ticket and hotels, and had nothing to come back and show my friends and family. I wanted you to know that quality of your work.

Sincerely,

Kevin Finger

This was their response
(Which took 3 days, and the funny parts are in italics)
Dear Kevin,

Thank you for contacting Fujifilm USA. We appreciate the opportunity to be of assistance.

Please be advised that AA-size alkaline, or Ni-MH (nickel metal hydride) batteries can be used with the FinePix A205 digital camera. Do not use AA-size manganese, Lithium ion, Ni-Cd (nickel cadmium) batteries in your camera. The heat generated by these batteries could damage the camera or cause malfunctions.

Thank you for your interest in Fujifilm Digital Imaging products and services.

Respectfully,
Digital Agent 3119
Digital Imaging Website Technician
Technical Help Desk
Consumer Information Service Center
Corporate Communications Division
Fuji Photo Film, USA

Did you know that you can print your digital photos at your local retailer, just as you do with film? For the Fujifilm digital camera developing locations nearest you, please visit www.digitalcameradeveloping.com

Now, my comments on the italicized. You had the opportunity to be of assistance, but you blew it. Hardcore. Thank you so much for telling me that I could use AA-size alkalines or Ni-MH, but no Ni-Cd nor Lithium Ion nor Manganese. Who the hell said anything about Ni-Cd or Lithium Ion or Manganese? Ni-Cd are for Chordless Phones and shitty products. I sure didn't mention Lithium Ion. I did mention the Fujifilm Lithium AA Size Photo Battery. Don't you know your own products you asswhipe. And what the hell is Manganese? Is that a fuckin Japanese Comic Book Language? I can speak and read Manganese! Furthermore, you thanked me for my interest in Fujifilm Digital Imaging products and services. Thanks but no thanks. Did you not hear me mention that your products were dogshit and I lost interest. Oh, and thanks for the shitty plug at the end of your email about printing out digital photos. You can pull all 3 of them off of this page and mail them to me. You were of as much assistance to me as a drunken fiddler's bitch.

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