This is Kevin. As you can see, Kevin is the laziest bastard alive. This picture was taken on the camping trip, where he was too lazy to eat a hot dog with his hands, so he stuck it on a stick in the snow and ate it without his hands. I guess using his hands is too much work. Kevin has a crappy job at Safeway, putting up with stupid customers. In his free time, he watches anime, and plays Yu-Gi-Oh.
Kevin is one of the kindest people that I know, because he likes to feed animals. In particular, crows and street rats. He eats at Ichiban Teriyaki, then goes into the dark alley and pukes it all up; chicken, rice, beef, salad, you name it, leaving a buffet for any hungry scavengers. I think that it is very kind of him to think of these poor animals. Every now and then, I'm sure they get sick of squirrel and opossum off the road.
Kevin hates silent letters. He saw this page, and said, "Why do you have an O in front of 'possum'?" Bryan said, "that's how it's really spelled." Kevin says "OH MY GOD!!! Silent letters are so worthless!" I told Kevin that a Spelling B would be his worst nightmare. He said, that's right. Like, someone tells you to spell "Butt." He says "B-U-T-T." But the spelling master tells him that it's incorrect, because there is a silent "q" at the beginning of Butt. So, it is "qbutt."