This is Erik. Erik is a scrappy guy who gets himself into all kinds of scrapes and bruises. When he isn't breaking his collar bone skiing, and rebreaking it playing rugby, then he is either playing the drums, crawling in a garbage can a jumping down a hill full of blackberry vines, or dressing up like a penguin and having bottle rockets shot at him (courtesy of Bryan and myself). Erik is a senator at Shoreline Community College, and has ambitious plans to one day take over the world.
Erik also has his own webpage, click on the link to visit his website:
Erik has the same girlfriend over and over again. When he breaks up and gets a new one, it's always the same one. One time, we all got a tv from St. Vincent DePaul, just for the thrill smashing it in his driveway. Erik being a little slow, suggested that we plug the tv in, then smash it. At that point, he had neglected the issue he only had metal baseball bats. I had to give him a little hint. Just a little one. Then we also broke some old shelves with the bats. That worked a little better with metal, hence, you can't plug in a shelf.
One time, Erik, Bryan and I were leaving Kevin's house in Erik's vanigon, and he had left the sliding door open. The thing about this door, you really gotta close it from the outside, so you can push it in, because it has a messed up track. Erik, forgot to close it, and decided the most effecient way of doing so without getting out of the car again, would be to drive fast, and slam his brakes. This took the door right off the track. The top of the door was just dangling down off the side of the van.
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