Bryan recently got a car, and a bad ass one. It's a...(deep breath) 1969 Pontiac Station Wagon Custom S Special. It's bad ass and makes a lot of noise. But he doesn't have very much luck with the paint. When Alex isn't scratching the top, or eggs being thrown at it, or Brake Fluid being spilled on the hood, the car looks just fine. It's a really fun ride, though the gas mileage is kinda low, but that's the kind of car that drops your pants for you and shows the world that yours is bigger.
Bryan is a rave dancer, and drops the N Bomb. Bryan has red shoes the severely clash with his black clothes. This makes him look like an evil clown, as opposed to the silly clown he looks like when he wears blue. Bryan got back from warped tour recently and met POISON THE WELL, a bad ass hardcore band. When Bryan has spare time, he plays video games and fantasizes about being me...he does this more than he plays video games.