What do I hate more than anything in the world? The answer is this: E.L.F., the Earth Liberation Front. What do ELVES do? They suck each other off in midget porno movies. They like to claim that they are an "Economical Sabotage" affiliation, which roughly translates to Eco-Terrorists. What is their mission: To stop business profits in the real estate field, and transform the U.S. into Russia. They are against profit making from natural resources, so it is their goal to sabotage organizations that profit from these resources. My question is, do you pay your water bill?
America is all about Capitalizing. That is how us hard working Americans with good ideas can support families. Who ever thought that the founder of McDonald's would die a billionaire because he thought he could make a few bucks by feeding your fat ass soy, grease boiled potatoes and chicken biproducts? It's called marketing. Do you know what happens when no one makes profits? That's called communism. Sure, it's a great ideal that everyone can live off of the same amount of money, but is it fair? You have people over there that work hard, sure. But you have people over there, such as construction workers, and it takes them damn near 5 years to put up a small building. Why is that? Because they don't do anything. They sit on a scaffolding all freaking day and do nothing, because they are being paid just as much as the people who are working hard for doing absolutely nothing. That is the outcome of dispursing profits. No personal gain, no productivity. If you ELVES don't like it, move to Russia.
ELVES specialize in burning down housing structures, because wood is a natural resource which real estate agents are profiting from in housing transactions. Here is a good question: Why don't you start by burning down your own damn home? Do the rules apply to everyone but you? Do you have immunization because you are with "the cause?" So, how is burning down a house going to stop a real estate firm from making money? Here is a train of thought:
Good work. You have accomplished in putting a family out of a home, and nothing else. You're as pitiful and moronic as anarchist groups. Those assholes who go to WTO riots and break windows and loot Starbucks, all they're proving is that they NEED to be governed. These ELF assholes are probably the same people who use the phrase "Grow up." Have you ever noticed that when someone says "Grow Up," they were the most obnoxious person in the room 10 minutes prior? When you have a sausage fest in a room full of men, and half of them are running around dry humping each other and pulling down their pants and showing off their asses, while you're sitting around wanting to puke, and then you speak out of turn, one of them will whip around and tell you to "Grow Up." Likewise. It's hard to believe that in the last 10 minutes that person managed to get their pants above their ankles, grow some sack hair, and all of the sudden obtain a PhD in Beahavioral Sciences. Good work Jackass, you just showed the world that just because you're gay, you think your rules apply to everyone but you. Just like an ELF who thinks his home is too good to burn down. Next time I ever hear anybody use the phrase "Grow Up," I will call them an ELF.
So, what's the moral of the story? Fuck Neo-Hippies.