Great news if you're a moron or Jewish, you now can vote accurately in the elections. These new ballots are designed for people who are so stubborn about their political affiliation that they always vote for a particular partisan without reading the issues. If you are so bull-headed that you are not willing to pick up a voters guide and read, and vote for whichever political party your daddy tells you to vote for, I don't think you should be allowed to vote. All you do is fuck up the system. But now the new ballots are designed for people like you, and lock out people like me who want to make an educated decision on who holds office.
If you morons have half the brain to know how a coloring book works, then this ballot is the perfect voting system for you. In the Primary Election, we in King County will receive ballots that force us to select a political party, and are only allowed to vote for candidates within that partisan. That's great for morons, but what about those who want to make educated decisions. What if I typically vote democratic, but one particular candidate is a total moron, and I feel the Republican candidate has a better grasp on the situation and what needs to be done... well I'm forced to vote for the moron now because of idiot voters who haven't gotten past coloring books, but somehow are still allowed to breathe let alone vote. I typically vote half and half. I not only look at the issues and promises, but also competancy. Sure, a candidate can make all the empty promises they want, but if I base my vote off of empty promises, then not a damn thing will ever get done. I vote for the one who seems competant enough to do what they say they will. This also eliminates Dinocrats. A Dinocrat was a Democrat who thought Christine Gregoire was full of shit and that Dino Rossi would have much better fullfilled the duties of office. Dino is a Republican. But now we can't do that anymore.
Further examples of morons voting:
The cleaning up of the Hanford Nuclear plant. I voted against it. Wow, I've got a great idea, let's clean up the Nuclear Plant! Sounds like a great hippie environmental initiative at first, but you have to read between the lines. For moron voters who don't read, you have to color within the lines. So, we remove the nuclear waste from Hanford. That's great. The next question is "Where do we put it?" Nuclear waste doesn't just disappear. Nobody seemed to think about that question. Hanford was designed to hold and store nuclear waste, so we are taking waste out of a place that was designed to contain it, and are doing what with it? I was hoping the morons who voted pro this initiative could have come up with a better idea than burying it, but that's what's going to happen. The waste is going to be burried. It will leak into the Puget Sound water supply. Looks like hippies who voted for that voted counterproductively. Great work Washington voters!
The Seattle Monorail. I voted against it. Voters thought it would be such a great idea to have a new monorail system. Doesn't sound that bad, could possibly be very convenient, but with a not so convenient budget of $11 billion. The people voted for it, so now why are they all so pissed off that they're paying taxes for it? Didn't they look into the budget before they voted for it? Does money appear out of the magic of thin air? So far millions of tax-payer's dollars have been spent on the monorail project, for people to survey areas and make charts and maps and animate a C.G. demonstration. That's all that we have up to this point and now it looks like the monorail project may end up being scrapped. Great work Washington voters! I hope the license plate tab price was a good price to pay for a 10 second C.G. monorail video!
Morons.