NUMBER 1- YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT FIGHT CLUB.
NUMBER 2- YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT FIGHT CLUB. OH NO THAT'S THE SAME AS NUMBER 1, SORRY NUMBER 2 IS YOU MUST BE ABSOLUTELY BLIND DRUNK WHEN YOU FIGHT.
NUMBER 3- YOU MAY NOT USE ANY SPECIAL FIGHTING SKILLS OR TECHNIQUES, JUST FLAIL AROUND LIKE A TWAT UNTIL YOU EITHER WIN, LOOSE, PASS OUT, PUKE, OR GET ARRESTED.