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| This is Bewdley's very own rapper Mr. Fifty Pence. His intense and explicit lyrics have stirred up controversy since the gang war erupted in the 1980s. The Clits and Muds have been at war ever since and this has culminated in a series of silly-string drive bys in 2003. The BPD have also been accussed of discrimination against people with 'replica G-unit chains' which has also fuelled the violence. |
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| Fiddy- plank |
| The Blazin' Squad regularly visit Bewdley, althought they are a foot or two shorter in real life and all have bleach blonde hair. The lads are always happy to have a chat about their pop careers and how upsetting it is to always be IDed when they try to buy fags. |
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| The Squad- short |
| After the LA riots in 1992 over the beating of Rodney King, Bewdley was feeling a bit left out so they invited popular wildlife presenter Simon King to the town under false pretenses. When he entered the town he was savagely beaten by four policemen for 'talking a bit gay' in front of hundreds of wildlife fans. The riots that ensued proved even more bloody than the later burberry riots. King described the people of Bewdley as 'a sly bunch of bastards' and vowed never to return again. |
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| King- battered |
| I don't care if have to walk across the whole godamn Burmese jungle with you on my back Taffy, I'll get you home |