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| Our Boner, Mike. |
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| Mike played Trombone in Saugus High Schools band for 4 years, and took a small hiatius when he graduated. Now he is in full force back to his bone with FIMA. He is the creater of the idea behind a Gothic/Ska sound. With the help of the rest of the band, they have created the unique sound, heard no where else. Mike likes men. He also likes long walks in the woods, with this best buddy by his side, singing....singing......I'm a lumberjack and I'm ok....I sleep all night and I work all day....I wish I'd been a girlie, just like my dear papa! |
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| Our Guitar Slut, Steve. |
| This is Steve. Steve likes to wear thongs on his head and stick his fingernails in his armpit. We like Steve. Steve is a God on guitar. Steve is the only talent in our god forsaken band. So far he has come up with all the melodies. Steve will become famous, and make the rest of us famous. Well, that is unless you the people make us famous. You want to make us famous don't you? You want to buy all of our records and go to all of our shows. Yes...yes you do. Steve also likes to sing....Sit on my face, and tell me that you love me! I'll sit on your face, and tell you I love you, too. I love to hear you oralize...when I'm between your thighs, you blow me away! |
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| This is Spam. He is our vocalist, who also graduated from Saugus High School. Him and Mike are the ones who decided to make a band together. He is the one who likes the gothic scene, where Mike likes the currently dead ska scene. Spam dosn't like canned meat. He dosn't like ham. He dosn't like Spam. He, like the rest of the band, likes to sing. Spam spam spam spam. Spam spam spam spam. Wonderful Spam! Glorious Spam! (but he dosn't like Spam) |
| Lead singer, Spam. |
| Not pictured yet: Kevin, Mat, Enrique Kevin, who was origianally gonna be our basist, decided to play acoustic guitar for us instead because we needed one. Besides, who's ever heard of a band with two bass players? Geesh. But on the other hand, who's ever heard of Skathic?!? Kevin sings too. Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is great. If a sperm is wasted, God gets quite irrate! Mat is a punker. True and blue. He likes the Rammones and other cool punk bands. Spam hates punk. Yes, we have a wide assorment of music lovers in our band, that's what makes us so unique. Each of us is bringing our own tastes to the band. (Ska, punk, gothic, brittney spears...) Anyway, Mat is our drum-less drumer, and even when he gets our set, will still be known that way. Mat dosn't sing very well. Always look on the bright side of life! <whistle whistle whistle whistle> Always look on the light side of life! Enrique is a very mysterious member of the band. Not much is known about him. All we do know is that he plays bass, and he does it well. He, like Kevin and Mat, still goes to Saugus High School. He is a drama nut, and ....wait....I'm not supposed to know anything about him....I mean, he's very mysterious. We don't even know if he knows how to sing, or if he likes Monty Python at all. |