| "Defies both gravity and logic" |
| "zzzzzz....huh? what, is it over?" |
| "A masterful, sweeping epic" |
| "A film with strings attatched" |
| "A mindblowing, heart stopping' pulse pounding, rollercoaster ride into movie hell" |
| "YO better go see this flick !" |
| "Every conceivable cliche and then some" |
| "Cripes! Not another superhero movie!" |
| "Brutal, foolish, disgusting, and simply embarassing" |
| "Two middle fingers up" |
| "A catastrophy in moronic indulgence" |
| "I guess the yo yo thing was kinda cool..." |
| "Those responsible should be shot" |
| "Redifines the word pathetic" |
| -Eggbert and Ernie |
| -Webster |
| -Rex Reed |
| -Leonard Maltin |
| -Granny Smith |
| -Kid on street who saw movie for free |
| -Spike Lee |
| -David Mammy |
| -Ultrafil Press |
| -USA Today |
| -Mel Brooks |
| -Martha Stewart |
| "Is this a joke?" |
| "You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll kiss 10 bucks goodbye" |
| -Oggie ben Doggie |
| -Film Review |
| -TIME |
| -Newsweek |
| "Beyond insult or comment" |
| -Rafeal DeJunto |
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