Weekly Status Report for 27th July 2001
To: The Bilderberg Group and the Trilateral Commission
This week, human scientists have published information regarding their discovery of water on Mars. As you are all aware, this is a concern to us due to our activities upon the planet. We do not wish anything to happen to cause the governments to try to explore Mars in much more detail until we have completed moving our operations into the caverns and tunnels in Olympus Mons. We are estimating it will take another 9-12 months to complete the transfer and remove all evidence of surface activity.
We have succeeded in getting the Kyoto treaty watered down by the USA for general acceptance. Now that Carbon Dioxide levels in the atmosphere will not be reduced to such a degree, the planet will continue to warm up. Our scientists provide a time scale of 5 to 10 years before the Earth's surface is suitably warm for our Reptilian brothers to return to the surface once more.
The planet Earth is continuing to evolve and change at an alarmingly fast pace. We are concerned about the levels of light in the world increasing despite our efforts. Our teams across the world will be doing more to hold back the Lightbearers and to prevent the Ascended Masters from remaining in contact. Our working committee's are to step up their work in creating conflict, greed, and division amongst the peoples of the world. Our manipulation ray is almost through final testing and will shortly be ready for use to further these goals.
We have also managed to stall the biological warfare treaty using the United States again. This treaty has to be delayed until we can move all of our research facilities into South America where the treaty will not be enforced. Our research is proceeding well on all fronts. A full report will be delivered to each member in the immediate future.
As you are all aware, our excavations in Iraq are proceeding extremely well. We have now uncovered the original city and have breached the Hall of Records. Our translators are now deciphering the tablets found within, and expect to produce a complete translation by the end of the year. Further investigations are required to find the Great Crystal within the city. We have prime Iraq to rattle its sabre some more to keep the Western nations from interfering in our dig.
Our media empire is doing an excellent job in feeding the American public with an American-centric view of the world. We are keeping tensions running high between the US and China in order to keep the world destabilised. We are working towards isolating the United States from the rest of the world to ensure our work there is not discovered. Within the next two years, the rest of the world will be pulling away from the USA, at which time, we will replace the president with someone more world friendly. At this time, we can accelerate our plans to move to a one world government.
This concludes the weekly report for 27th July 2001. The next report will follow in a week with exceptional daily reports delivered as required. To the Mighty Serpent and the completion of the Great Work of Ages.
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