Introduction to the Shrine
A 6'2" tall man with pale skin, pointy ears, long brown hair, and ice blue eyes steps out of a dimensional gate. He is dressed in white and light blue robes that look to be made of silk. He carries a scepter in his hands made of ruby and jade with a round sapphire on top. He warmly grins and takes a bow to the surfing audience.
Findel: Hi everybody, I'm Findel the High Elf and this is my shrine to honor my friends the Slayers gang.
Findel snaps his fingers and another portal opens, dumping out Lina Inverse and crew into this plan of existence.
Findel dodges bodies being thrown about the area as one petite, flame haired sorceress screams "Get off of me!!!"
Lina scans the area trying to determine where they are and catches sight of Findel
Lina: *sweatdrops* "Its you, Findel-san could you at least give a little warning before you do that?!"
Findel: "But, its so much fun watching you get angry Lina-san."
*Erk!!* Findel gets caught in one of Lina's famous headlock/chokeholds, and gasp for air.
Lina: "I don't care you screwy magician, all you ever do is cause us trouble with your wrap magic, I'm starting to think you and Xellos are related!!!" *BOP!!* Lina bops Findel on the head and releases the lock, knowing findel is her only way back home she can't kill him, yet.
Findel: *Cough* *Wheeze* Findel catches his breath "Lina-san, that was a low blow, you know I hate that fruitcake as much as you."
Lina: Lina grabs Findel by the collar of his robes "Well what do you want this time, last time you summoned us it was to help you fight a wight-kin lord by the name of chelm (TM*), we had to run and barely made it out alive."
Findel: Gets out of Lina's grip, stands up (towering over the small sorceress, not that it matters), and dusts himself off. "I just wanted to introduce you to some friends of mine." Findel motions towards the web surfers.
Lina puts her hand behind her head and laughs nervously after discovering she has made an ass of herself in front of so many strangers
Findel: *Motions towards Lina* "Everyone this is Lina Inverse,"
Lina: "Oh, ahhhh... er... Hi."
Findel: "Gourry Gaberiv,"
Gourry: Looking around after recovering form Lina's fit of rage hears his name and replies in typical Gourry fashion "Huh??... Who?..What?"
Findel: "Zelgadis Greywords,"
Zelgadis: Glares at Findel for causing unwanted attention towards him and processed to don his hood and mask "....."
Findel: "Amelia Wil Tesla Seyrunn,"
Amelia: Performs a curtsy, and replies in the typical, overzealous, overexcited Amelia way "HI EVERYBODY!!"
Findel: After letting his hands down from protecting his ears from the, almost similar to a birds squawking, Amelia hello, motions to Sylpheel "Sylpheel Nas Rada,"
Sylpheel: "Uhmm.., Hi."
Findel: "Filia Ul Copt,"
Filia: Sipping on some freshly made tea, she hears her name and responds very joyfully "Hi everybody, how are you all feeling," Filia sighed and thought "This tea taste wonderful."
Suddenly the tea kettle floats into the air and dumps its contents on Filia, after which a familiar sounding laugh is heard as Xellos phases in
Xellos: "Well, Filia-chan, looks like your all wet no matter what dimension your in." Xellos cackled after his taunt
Filia: "Namagomi!!!," Filia whips out her mace and tries to hit Xellos, just to have it slam into the floor where Xellos was
Xellos: "Now, now Filia-chan is that anyway to treat a dear friend," Xellos says smugly as he turns around grin on his face and all.
*WHAM!!!!* Filia catches Xellos off guard and smacks the crazy priest into the ground
Findel: *sweatdropping from the whole ordeal, and the speaks* "And, this poor fool is Xellos Metallium."
Xellos: Xellos manages a squeak, now that he is flatter than a pancake "HI...,"
Lina: Shaking her head after the whole ordeal, looks back at Findel slightly depressed "So how long are you going to keep us here this time Findel-san?"
Findel: Looks over at Lina, who is now being joined by Gourry, Zelgadis, Amelia, and Sylpheel, and smirks "Oh, until I finish my little web site/shrine to you guys."
Everyone in the room facefualts, except for Findel, Filia, and Xellos
Zel: Being the first to recover, gets to hi feet and looks at Findel with some concern written on his face "What, your doing another one of these," "Last time it took you about three months and two weeks to finish one of your web shrines."
Findel: Looks over at Zel, annoyance coming over his face, and replies defensively. "Hey, I was just learning HTML during that," "I know a lot more, it won't take as long, I promise," "Besides you guys can rest and relax form all that adventuring for awhile, remember this is my domain, so you won't have to worry about Mazuko or anything like that," Findel looks over as Xellos starts to recover from Filia's attack, "Well, except for him."
Xellos: Getting out of his pancake form looks at Findel, smile plastered on his face, and says mockingly. "I love you too, Findel-san."
Lina: Interrupting the three way conversation turns to Findel, who is praying Lina will want to stay and help, and says, "Well we have been traveling for quite sometime and I haven't had a decent rest in ages," "But, there isn't much here," looking at the vast plain white valley now owned by Findel.
Findel: Thinking to himself, "Darn, she'll want to go home," "Well I guess I have no choice but to pull out the big guns." Findel turns to Lina, an evil looking smirk crossing his face, and begins his plan of attack, "Well if you go you will miss all the 'Free Food' and the always open 'SPA'." Findel snaps his fingers twice, once for a gigantic banquet of food, and second a large accommodating hot spring spa.
Lina: After seeing the mounds of food and spa appear out of nowhere, lets her jaw drop to the group as the High Elf put on another display of his control over his realm. Lina resets her jaw and runs toward the food yelling, "Then again, staying here might be nice too," "FOOD!!"
Gourry, and Amelia follow in hot pursuit as Sylpheel, Filia, and Xellos follow only to have some conversation at the table, what little is possible.
Zelgadis stood there sighed and glared at Findel while walked past grunting, "I hate when you do that," and joined his friends at the table.
Findel smiles happly at the chimera as he admits defeat and walks towards the table. Then laughs, amused at the thought that he has succeeded in keeping the Slayers group in his domain.
Findel turns to the web audience takes his bow and says "Goodnight Everybody, there's more fun to come so come back tomorrow.
With that the High Elf goes toward the table to try to snag some
food before its all gone.
* Chelm is not an original character of mine, he belongs to a friend by the name of James O. Brawley. I had to tie Findel into the quest rpg (he was the character I played in our own home brewed rpg). Thanks for use of your NPC Jamie. :-P