2294 Ludlow Street Quotes

October 2003

 

Scott: Thursday is pubic-hair showing day
Luther: I actually trim mine!

Dripping f**kslit! – Luther 10/4

Mmm...hippo – Homer J. Simpson

Hannah (from 28 days later): What do we do now?
Luther: We go get ourselves a double header.  10/10

Scott: Loofah, why do we have girlfriends again?
Luther: because they make us go OO-OOO-OO-OOO-OOO-OO-OOO  10/10

Shouldn't you like, be paying your debt to society or something? – Scott - 10/18

The only time I ever touch another man's c**k is in a ruthless manner! – Chris Boss - 10/18

I don't think I've ever stuck my peenee in a guy. - Scott - 10/24

It was the sex that made me puke. – Kirsten - 10/24

I shoulda made the hole bigger, it's gonna be hard to fit. – Henry - 10/24

Scott: You! (points at spare) Get in my bed!
Spare: What did I do?  10/25

They have all these little jie-neers. – Spare (he was trying to say “genres”) - 10/26

I can be a girl, just pretend I have a big clit! – Spare - 10/26

You better start shooting some high school kids!  - Scott - 10/25

I suddenly feel the need to fall asleep and ignore you. – Meg - 10/25

SUUUU-per REEEE-tard house!  - 10/28

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