Disclaimer: I don't own them, but I wish I did. I wonder if Sunrise wouldn't mind handing over a least one Gundam
pilot to me. Can I have Heero? Oh well, I know the answer to that question,
and it is "Fat Chance." Oh
well, a girl can dream can't she. How
come it is so easy to write stories about dreams coming true, but it is so hard
for them to happen in real life? Does
anyone know the answer? Whoa! Starting
to get too deep. This is a comedy, so
nothing too deep is allowed. Ha
ha. Anyway, I hope you like the next
chapter of my story. Enjoy! Oops. Sorry.
One more thing before I shut up.
I wrote an additional disclaimer at the end of this chapter. I didn't want to spoil anything that happens
before you get to read it. So I put
those disclaimers at the bottom. Okey
Dokey. Alrighty then. Buh-bye for now.
A Weekend to Remember
Chapter Two: "Wish
Accepted"
Twas three o'clock in the
morning and all through the house, not a creature was stirring not even a
Gundam pilot. Everyone was all snug in
the beds, while visions of only God knows what danced through their heads. Suddenly there came a slight clatter. For upon a dresser top in a room where four
unsuspecting souls slept, rested a silver moon amulet. It was given to a young woman as a birthday
gift, and now it began to awaken. It
started to glow in the moonlight shining through the balcony glass door. The image of a dragon rose from the amulet
and floated in the air. It came to a
stop in between the two beds. A light
escaped from its eyes. One green light
landed on the bed to the right, where Duo and Hilde slept, and a second light
went to the right where Heero and Relena slept. A long eerie smoke extended to both sides of the room and
traveled over each person. The smoke
formed into arms. Then a dragon's claw
slightly passed over Duo's head to Hilde's then back to Duo, and the other claw
passed over Heero's head to Relena's then back to Heero. When it was finished the claw disappeared,
and the smoke began to travel back into the dragon. Then the voices of Relena and Hilde could be faintly heard.
"Relena, do you ever
wonder what it would be like to be in their shoes, Seeing how the other half lives even if it is only for a day or
two."
"Oh all right. Yes! Maybe sometimes it would be nice to have a
different role in life How about you, do you ever wish to trade places with
Duo?"
"Silly question. Why would I have asked you, if I never
thought about it before?"
Suddenly the green light
coming from the dragon's eyes got brighter and it said, "Your wish has
been granted. For two days you all will
experience how your other half lives."(A.N. Imagine the voice of the
Eternal Dragon on DBZ) Then the dragon drifted back toward the dresser. It settled back into the amulet and returned
to its slumber. The amulet on top of
the dresser became quiet and all was returned to normal. Well, almost all.
<>
A couple hours later about
7:00am.
Dorothy opened her eyes to the
sunlight coming into the room. 'Man, I
love the morning. It holds the promise
of a bright new day,' she thought as she sat up. She looked over to her left.
He was still asleep. 'Oh, he is
so cute. He looks so innocent with his
eyes closed.' She leaned over and
kissed his forehead, then started to get out of bed.
"And just where do you
think you are going young lady."
He asked just before he grabbed her around the waist, pulled her back
down on the bed, and situated his body on top of hers.
"Oh, I was just going
downstairs. I thought I would cook
breakfast for everyone."
"But what if I don't want
you to get out of bed yet."
"Well, Mister I guess you
will just have to get used to disappointment." She said with a smile on her face. He gave her an innocent look.
"Oh no. Don't you go giving
me that puppy looks of yours."
"But I like giving you my
puppy look." and he added a pouty lip just for emphasis.
"That is because it
usually gets you what you want."
She shot back at him sarcastically.
He continued to give her 'his' look.
"Oh, you don't fight fair."
"I know." He said with a smirk. Then he began tickling her.
"Trowa! Stop!"
"Why? You are cute, when you laugh."
"Because...ha ha...I
don't *snork* like...ha ha... being tickled."
"Say the magic
word."
"Pl... ha ha... Plee...
ha... Please Trowa... ha ha ha... let me up. Pl... ha ha...Please."
"Ok. But only because you asked sooo
nicely." He got off of her and
laid on his back. Then he put his arms
behind his head and stared at the ceiling.
"Oh, no you don't. You little shit you aren't getting away with
it that easily." She sat on top of him straddling his hips. She got a mischievous smile on her face then
began tickling him under his arms.
"Oh, no you... ha ha...
don't you little vixen." Then he
turned the tables on her. Now he was
straddling her hips with her arms pinned under his knees.
"Trowa...ha ha ha...
I'm... ha *snork* I'm sorry... ha ha ha ha... stop...ha ha...
please." He stopped ticking her,
but he kept her pinned down.
When she finally caught her
breath, she looked up at him. He had a
look of triumph on his face.
"You are cruel. You know that." She told him.
He smiled an almost genuine
smile. "I know."
"All playfulness
aside. I do need to get up before
someone finds out our little secret."
***
They have been officially a
couple for about three months. She knew
there was something special about him ever since he and Quatre had shown true
concern for her on Libra. She knew at
that moment that she needed to rethink her life. Quatre had been right.
She did hate war. War only
caused heartache and loneliness. And Trowa's
words affected her even more, when he said, "How sad. A girl who can't cry." He was right, too. Back then she would not cry.
She hid all her emotions behind a mask.
She only showed feeling toward the beauty of war. After Libra she did not see him again for a
long time. She used the time to rethink
her life and made a lot of changes.
The next time she saw Trowa
was when his circus came to the colony she was staying on this past
summer. She decided to see it, since
she had not been to the circus in years.
The last time she went was when she was a little girl. Her dad took her. She decided to go because she wanted a carefree day to remember
how life was before the war with the colonies.
She saw him perform with a redheaded girl, who threw knives at him. He never moved a muscle, and she never hit
him. Dorothy was captivated by their
performance. After the show, Dorothy
decided to go talk to him.
"Hello Trowa Barton. Remember me?"
"Yes. How can I forget? Dorothy Catalonia."
"Hum...Well, I just
wanted to let you know I enjoyed your performance, and to apologize to you for
my actions during the war."
"Thank you and there is
no need to apologize. Everyone fought
for what they believed in. I'm just
sorry we were on opposite sides."
"That's true. Oh, I also want to say thank you."
"For what." He got a quizzical look on his face, which
he quickly covered up.
"For helping me see I was
wrong, which led me to a different outlook on life."
"Your welcome, but I
thought Quatre did most of the work."
"He did do a lot. I saw him not too long ago and we got to
talk."
"Oh."
"Well, I need to
leave. It was nice talking to you
Trowa. I guess I will see you
around." She then winked at him
and left.
They saw each other a few more
times during the summer, while his circus was still on the colony. They gradually grew closer to each
other. They began to realize how much
they shared in common. Both of them hid
behind a mask to protect their feelings from the world. Trowa always hid behind a stoic face, while
Dorothy always hid behind a tough facade.
Once this realization came to them, they knew it was alright to show
their feeling to each other. As so it
came to be that alone in one another presence they gave the gift of their true
feelings to each other. No one except
Trowa's sister, Catherine, knew their secret, and she promised not to
tell. They just did not think all their
friends were ready to know the truth.
It was a shock for the two of them to discover they had feelings for one
another. Everyone else will probably
fall over into a coma (1).
***
"You're right. This is not the way for everyone to find
out." Trowa said.
"Then let me up silly so
I can get out of your bed and go downstairs before anyone else wakes
up." He reluctantly rolled off of
her to let her leave. Dorothy got up
and slowly walked to the door. Before
she opened the door, she turned around to face Trowa. "I guess I will see you around." She said then winked at him and walked out
the door.
Trowa snickered at her last
remark remembering the last time she said that to him. "Oh Dorothy, how far we have come since
then."
<>
Half an hour later in the
kitchen:
Dorothy was cooking eggs,
bacon, and hash browns on the stove, while Catherine was putting the biscuits
she made in the oven, and Trowa was setting the table. Quatre walked in and saw only three others
besides himself were awake. Catherine saw
him come in and gave a big smile. When
he smiled back, she winked at him, which caused the cute blonde to blush. Both Dorothy and Trowa noticed their
exchange. Dorothy smirked and made a
mental note. 'Oh, this could prove to
be interesting. I'll have to get Hilde
in on this one, too.'
"Wow! It sure smells good in here. I am surprised Duo's nose and stomach have
not led him in here yet." Quatre
said, breaking the silence in the room.
"He will come here soon
enough. The smell just hasn't reached
their room yet." Dorothy replied.
"I guess you are
right. I just hope the rest of us will
have enough to eat once Duo gets down here." Quatre said with a smirk.
"Don't worry I came
prepared. He won't get more than the
rest of us."
"Miss Bloom!" Quatre screeched, when he saw she had a
knife in each hand.
"Oh, don't worry so much
Quatre. She is only going to use those to scare him. Aren't you sis?" Trowa said to ease Quatre.
"Of course. What did you think I'd use them
for?" Catherine answered with an
innocent look, which caused all four of them to laugh.
<>
Meanwhile, the smell of bacon
finally reached the nostrils of one, Duo Maxwell. *sniff sniff* 'I smell
something good. Must be time to wake
up.' He opened his eyes and sat up. He stretched then leaned over to kiss Hilde
good morning. He stopped cold, when he
was about an inch from her face, because he realized it was not Hilde's
face. It was his. 'I'm about to kiss myself good morning. That don't make much sense.' He closed his eyes thinking it could be a
hallucination. He reopened his eyes to
see the same thing. 'This has got to be
a bad dream.' He pinched his arm. "Ouch." 'Ok, not a dream. Now what.'
He then reached his arm behind his head. He began to panic. His braid,
it was gone. 'This can't be happening.'
"NNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOO!" He screamed.
Three heads immediately popped
up becoming fully awake. Duo's outburst
caused Heero to jump out of bed. He was
in his fighting position ready to do battle.
It was when he jumped out of bed that Relena saw her own self do the
action. She immediately panicked. Hilde began to panic herself. She was looking at herself leaning over
her. Heero stood there totally confused
for a moment. Then he turned around to
see his own self still in bed looking at him with a panic stricken face. Suddenly, the most horrifying scream came
from the body staring at him.
"AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Heero looked down to see he
was wearing a light blue night gown.
Realization came to him and he also screamed.
"AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
On the other side of the room,
Duo and Hilde were screaming too. Duo
was also yelling, "What the hell happened?"
Suddenly, the bedroom door
slammed opened and in rushed Wufei sword drawn and ready. "I'll smite all injustices!" He stopped mid stride, when he noticed
Heero, Relena, Duo, and Hilde starring at one another and screaming. "What the hell is the big idea? You bakas could wake the dead with those
squeals. I thought something terrible
happened in here, and all I see is four people yelping like a bunch of
banshees. Relena and Hilde are
excused. They're women. Duo, I'm not surprised, but Heero I'm
shocked."
Just then Quatre, Trowa,
Dorothy, and Catherine ran in because they heard the screaming from downstairs.
"What happened? Is something wrong? We heard screaming from the
kitchen." Quatre asked in a frenzy
because he was worried sick about his friends.
"No nothing physically
dangerous has occurred, when I came in they were just staring and screaming at
each and other, and I haven't yet found out why."
"But that don't make much
sense. No one just stares at someone
and screams for no apparent reason.
Guys, what is wrong?" Quatre
asked, now looking really concerned.
"HeismeIamheHeisme." Hilde tried to stammer out, but she was
talking so fast and panicky only three other people knew what she was trying to
say.
"Duo, you baka stop
babbling like a woman and just spit it out." Wufei said now getting more irritated. He had no idea that it was Hilde babbling.
"Calm down Wufei. He is obviously distraught over
something. Duo, are you alright? You look very pale." Quatre asked.
Hilde finally managed to take
a few breaths to calm down and said, "Yeah, I'm fine. I just got startled that's all."
"But you're fine
now."
"Yeah, he's fine. Hilde played a practical joke on him in his
sleep, which startled all of us."
Heero said and then glared at the other three warning them not to say
otherwise.
"Miss Relena, if what you
say is true, why was Heero screaming too.
I'm sorry. I just don't see him
as being easy to startle."
Relena was about to panic
because she was suppose to be Heero, and how could she explain a good reason
why the perfect soldier would panic over something as simple as a practical
joke. Then an idea came to her. She performed her best Heero death glare and
said, "I don't have to answer. So
I was screaming end of discussion."
Then she crossed her arms over her chest to further demonstrate his 'I'm
not in the mood to put up with any shit at the moment' look.
"Fine. I was just trying to figure what could have
caused so much noise, but it you don't want to tell us that is your
prerogative. Now if you will excuse me,
I have more important things to tend to, like breakfast."
Duo's eyes perked up at the
mention of food. "So, what is for
breakfast? I'm starving."
"I guess you will just
have to come down to find out for yourself won't you." Dorothy said then stormed out of the
bedroom. Trowa followed right behind
her, and Wufei left also.
"Smells like bacon to
me. I love bacon." Duo said starting to get excited.
"Hilde, you better watch
it. You've been around Duo too much
because you are starting to develop his appetite." Catherine said trying not to laugh.
Duo trying to cover up his
slip said, "Oh, I have always liked to eat, but I don't have near his
appetite."
Catherine and Quatre laughed
at his remark then Quatre said, "Come on Cathy let's go back downstairs,
so they can change and come down themselves."
"Alright. Oh and Rellie love that night gown it looks
great on you." Catherine said.
Relena cleared her throat in
an effort to remind Heero that was a comment he was suppose to respond to, but
before he could reply Hilde spoke up.
"Thanks. It's mine. I'm glad you like it."
Catherine and Quatre looked at
her like she had lost her mind. The
looks on their faces made Hilde realize her mistake. She slapped herself on the forehead. 'Damn it. I'm suppose to be Duo.' "Uh. I mean it is a gown I bought Hilde
a while back. I'm glad you like
it."
"Oh. Ok. For a minute there Duo you had me
worried." Quatre said.
"Oh, you know me. I have to stick my foot in my mouth at least
once a day." She said trying to
cover up her mistake.
Quatre chuckled and shook his
head as he followed Catherine out the door.
Once the door was closed, "Excuse me. I do not stick my foot in my mouth." Duo said defensively.
"Yes, you do, so drop
it." Heero said.
"Ok fine, but I want to
know something. How the hell did this
happen?!"
"Hell if I know. I go to bed and I'm me. Then I wake up and now I'm you."
A light bulb went off in
Relena's head from Hilde saying, 'and now I'm you.' It reminded her of her and Hilde's conversation on the
balcony. She gasped, jumped out of bed,
and ran toward the dresser on the other side of the room.
"Relena, what's the
matter?" Heero asked.
She picked up the amulet and
stared at it. Heero walked over to
her. "Relena, what is it?"
"I think this is all my
fault." she finally managed to say.
"WHAT?!" Three voices said at once.
"Well, I didn't believe
the sales lady at the antique shop, when she warned me. I mean how could a rational person like
myself possibly believe something so ridiculous about a simple antique. I did not believe it could have
powers." She spoke on the verge of
going hysterical.
"Relena, what are you
talking about?" Hilde asked now
starting to really get worried.
Relena took a moment to calm
herself then said, "Well, I thought the woman who sold me the amulet was
only telling me those stories to make your gift a more convincing buy. I did not believe a word she said. She just was not making logical sense. And since I really wanted to buy you the
amulet, and didn't pay much attention to her.
As far as I was concerned, the amulet was a beautiful antique that would
make the perfect birthday gift for you.
So I just let her prattle on about how it was a magical amulet that
could make your wildest dreams come true.
I thought she meant like a good luck charm, but this is all beyond
anything I could have imagined would happen.
Besides why would she sell it, if it were magical? Wouldn't she want her dreams to come
true?"
"She probably had similar
encounter with it" Heero said beaming with sarcasm.
"Nevertheless, you must
be able to remember some of her babbling?
Is there something that might help us fix this mess?"
"Not much." She thought for a second. "Oh! She did say something about it only working
on nights of a full moon."
"And last night we did
have a full moon. Remember you and me
were looking at it on the balcony. It
was when we were talking about the amulet and switching places."
Hilde began excitedly then
faltered when she realized why she was in Duo's body and vice versa.
"Yes Hilde, me and you
unknowingly actually made a wish under the full moon last night, while you were
wearing the amulet."
Duo and Heero looked at each
other then at the Relena and Hilde.
"Please tell you remember the exact wish, so we can try to get
ourselves back to normal." Duo
asked with a pleading look on his face.
"Actually, we had a
pretty long discussion last night, but neither one of us actually said 'I
wish'." Hilde replied.
"Hilde babe, it would be
good, if you could remember anything.
Just try to remember the part where you two talked about switching
places."
"Besides, this is not a
genie in a bottle we are dealing with.
You probably did not have to say 'I wish.' If you recall, Relena said the sales lady told her it makes your
wildest dreams come true." Heero said.
"Wow! Hilde I'm flattered. I didn't think you ever dreamed about being
me." Duo said with a pleased expression, despite the fact he was still
nervous about the whole situation.
The only answer he got was
everyone rolling their eyes at him.
"Let's just try to stick
to fixing our problem at the moment you baka." Heero chided Duo.
"Ok, Sheesh. I was just
trying to lighten the mood a little."
Hilde was tapping her forehead
with her finger, while she was concentrating to remember her and Relena's
conversation. (A.N. She tapped her forehead kind of like Winnie
the Pooh. You know "Think.
Think"). "Well, let's
see. Oh! I remember. I asked
Relena if she ever wondered what it would be like in ya'll shoes. And she thought I meant being able to read
your mind. Well, she thought I was nuts
because she said your mind was to complicated." Hilde said as she gestured toward Heero. "But that is not what I meant. So I asked her if she ever wondered what the
world would be like through the eyes of a certain Gundam pilot. You know, seeing how the other half lives
even if it is only for a day or two."
Heero was trying his best to
listen to Hilde's rambling, but she was talking she fast he could hardly keep
up. "So you're saying you asked
Relena if she ever wondered about being a Gundam pilot." He interrupted Hilde trying to keep his
thoughts and her story in order.
"No, I asked her if she
wanted to be you."
Heero looked at Relena, and
she turned a bright shade of red.
"Anyway, as I was
saying. Finally, after I drew it out of
her, she told me the truth. She said
yes it would be nice to have a different role in life."
"Yeah, but don't forget
you made the same wish. I asked you, if
you ever wanted to trade places with Duo.
You said yes because you would get to fly a cool Gundam, be stronger,
and legally walk into the men's locker room." Relena said, and still she could not say the last reason without
a smile.
"So that's what you two
were saying about the men's locker room at Preventer Headquarters. I hate catching the end of conversations,
and it has been bothering me to figure that part out." Duo said.
Hilde got a mischievous look
in her eye and started rubbing her hands together. "That reminds me.
Preventer base, here I come.
Hehe." Then she walked
toward the door.
"Oh, no you don't. You get your Uh my butt back here
now." Duo said right before he
grabbed Hilde, and pulled her back to where she was.
"Ah come on Duo I was
only kidding. Sheesh can't you take a
joke."
"Not when it concerns you
seeing a bunch of half dressed or maybe even naked men."
"Damn."
"Will you two
behave? We have something more
important at the moment to deal with."
Heero said then he looked over at Relena. "Now, was that the extent of your conversation?"
"Yeah, that was pretty
much it."
"My guess is since Hilde
specified for only a day or two everything should return to normal at the end
of two days." Heero said.
"That's a pretty big
assumption, Heero buddy. And you know
what they say about assuming." Duo said.
"Yeah well, it's all we
got."
"But what if at the end
of two days nothing happens?"
"I don't know, but until
then I think it would be wise not to tell the others our situation."
"Why not?" Hilde asked.
"Because do you honestly
think they will believe us. They will
probably either think we have lost our minds, or they will think it is part of
some elaborate joke. Think about
it. Would you believe this possible, if
it did not happen to you?" Heero
reasoned.
"No, I
wouldn't." Hilde answered him.
"Heero, how are we
supposed to hide this? It is not easy
pretending to be you, ya know."
"But Relena. You should have seen yourself. You pulled off a damn good death glare, plus
you managed to tick Dorothy off. It was
a greatest impression of Heero, if I'd ever seen one." Hilde said.
"Yeah, but that was one
time. We have to pretend to be each
other for two days. How are we going to
pull that off? One or more of us is
bound to slip up."
"You are probably right,
Relena, but we will just have to do our best." Duo said.
"I guess you're
right." Relena sighed.
"Oh, lighten up. Think of it as an adventure. We can have fun with this. How often does an opportunity like this
arise?" Hilde said cheerfully
trying to lighten the mood.
Heero glared at Hilde then at
Relena. "Just don't get any
ideas."
Hilde gave an innocent
look. "Who us? Never!
We'll be good" She held up her hand.
"Scout's honor."
"Hey that's my
line."
"But I'm you now, aren't
I?"
"Uh?"
"Ha ha."
Heero rolled his eyes. "This is going to be a long
weekend."
~~~To Be Continued~~~
(1) I'm sorry, if mentioning
the word coma offends anyone. I was
just trying to think of a condition that could be the next step to happen after
suffering from severe shock. Coma was
the only thing I could think of. Hey,
I'm not a med student, ok. I know it is
a serious subject that shouldn't be taken lightly that is why I felt I should
apologize in case someone did get offended.
Gomen.
Ok, that is the end of Chapter
2. I guess I should mention that the
first few lines of this chapter were similar to the poem, "Twas the Night
Before Christmas." No, I do not
claim ownership to the poem, but the owner is now many years deceased, and I
did not think he would mind. I guess I
should also mention that I got the idea of the characters switching bodies from
other fanfics, movies, books, etc.
However, the story and the situations I put the characters in are all my
own ideas, so don't say I copied off of anymore. Because this is my story and my imagination. Mine.
Do you hear me? MINE! Sorry, I got carried away. I hope everyone
liked it.
I'm sorry to all you QWxDC
fans. I kind of liked the idea of Trowa
and Dorothy for this fic. To all you
Quatre fans out there, don't fret.
Quatre is not going to be forgotten in this fic. No sir.
I have my plans for Mr. Winner, but you all won't find them out until a
later chapter. Well, I'm going to say
good-bye for now. Please Review. Chapter 3 is on the way. Buh-bye!