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A Weekend to Remember
Chapter Nine: An Unfortunate Mistake
Remarkably the ride to the PHQ
was uneventful and the 'mandatory meeting' that they are all being forced to
attend should turn out to be nothing more than standard procedure in Heero's
opinion. Lady Une knew that him and the
other pilots would always make sure the perimeter was safe for the Vice Foreign
Minister. So, he couldn't figure out
why the need for this meeting. Then he
realized something more had to be wrong.
He did not think it could be a new threat to peace because he would have
uncovered something before this meeting was ever called. No.
It had to be something else. And
he was just the man. Uh! Damn! Uh.
woman.
'No! I'm not a woman. Double
crap! For the next few hours I am.'
That's when it hit him. He was Relena
for all outward appearances, which meant he would be the one entertaining
delegates, if the situation called for it.
He would be the one having to make polite conversation. He would be the one wanting to kill any
bastard who dared lay a hand on him err. Relena err whatever.
Just when he thought things
could not possibly get any worse, he had to go and think of what could.
'Argh! Couldn't I just kill all the bastards? It would solve me a lot of grief.' The idea did have merit, but Heero knew that
was the last thing he could do.
Heero sighed. 'Sometimes life just isn't fair.' He hung his head in defeat as he walked down
the hallway by himself. He was so
caught up in his own thoughts that he did not hear someone calling out to him.
"Relena!"
Finally, realizing he was
being summoned, Heero turned around to acknowledge the person.
Lady Une caught up with him,
"Relena, I'm sorry, but I need to have a word with you in private before
the meeting."
Heero nodded his approval and
the two of them headed towards her office.
<>
Relena and Hilde quickly
walked through the corridors of the base.
They still had about another half hour until the meeting started. So, the two girls snuck away for the chance
to walk around the base freely without someone constantly keeping an eye out
for their safety. Well, Relena's safety
mostly. But, Relena was too deep in
thoughts to actually enjoy her one chance at freedom on the base. Hilde was talking nonstop to her about
something, but Relena was too occupied to pay attention. Actually, if anyone had passed by them, they
would not think anything out of the ordinary.
It was not unusual for Duo to be chattering away as Heero obviously
ignored him.
"Hey! Hello!
Anybody there! Geez! I'm being tuned out again!" Hilde shouted exasperated with Relena's
behavior.
"Huh? What? Oh, I'm sorry Hil. I didn't mean to" Relena tried to
quickly apologize.
"Man, what's on your
mind?"
"Oh, I was
just."
Relena didn't even get to
finish her sentence when someone yelled at them.
"DUO!"
Suddenly a buxom little
redhead in uniform came bouncing up to them.
Hilde was completely taken aback, to say the least.
"Excuse me?" Hilde casually inquired, acting a casual
Duo, even though she was seething inside.
'Who is this bitch?' She
wondered to herself.
"Oh Duo, you're such a
kidder." The girl teased.
"I am?" Hilde asked with the hair standing up on the
back of her neck.
The girl batted her eyelashes
and lightly touched Hilde's arm.
"So Duo, when are you ever gonna forget about this girlfriend that
you supposedly have and join me for"
"Supposedly?" Hilde interrupted and daring her to finish
the sentence.
"Well yeah. You told me once that you had a steady
girlfriend, but I've yet to see otherwise.
So, I've decided to prove to you that I could be the best thing that
ever happened to you."
"I don't. think. you.
want. to. do that. I assure
you." Hilde said through clenched
teeth. All she could see was red. She was ready to start breathing fire. 'Who the hell does this psycho bitch think
she is?' Hilde badly wanted to deck the
little harlot, but she could not do that at the moment. She would never ruin Duo's reputation by
hitting a girl, but Hilde silently vowed that once everything was back to
normal this little minx was going down.
Nobody is going to get away with trying to steal her Duo.
Hilde glanced to the side at
Relena, just to make sure she was still there in case she needed her. However, Relena did not look like she would
be thinking with a clear head for much longer either. Her facial expression was a mixture of shock and anger. Hilde could only imagine how her own face
looked, but she could guarantee that the initial shock had worn off to leave
another very prominent emotion.
"You'll see. I'll make an offer you can't
refuse." The girl said
flirtatiously.
That comment earned a snort of
disapproval coming from Relena's direction.
She was now apparently over her initial shock as well.
The girl glared at Relena, who
could only raise an eyebrow at the trollop's audacity.
"I seriously doubt
that." Hilde said crossing her
arms over her chest.
"Alright. I can see you've left me with no other
choice."
Then before either one could
speak or react. The girl threw herself
at Hilde and gave her a huge kiss.
Relena was frozen in place,
and Hilde was too stunned to act. It
initially took everything for Hilde to keep her balance since the girl just
threw herself forward.
Then suddenly both Relena and
Hilde's senses kicked in. At the same
time that Hilde managed to push her off, Relena reached to pull her away.
The shocking experience was
now over, but it left a very furious and angry Hilde in its wake. "What the HELL is wrong with you? Are you insane? Do you have a death wish?"
She shouted.
The girl mischievously
smiled. "I must, especially, if
this is how you react to every girl's kiss, Duo."
Suddenly another thought
popped into Hilde's head, and it was not settling too well with her
stomach. 'She just... She just'
This girl believing that she,
Hilde, was Duo just kissed her. Hilde
did not even want to think about it much less say the word. Hilde's stomach began to flip-flop and her
vision blurred.
Relena noticed Hilde's sudden
change in attitude and could only fear what could happen next.
"Oh God." Hilde screeched as she took off down the
hall with her hand over her mouth and her braid flapping behind her.
Relena took off down the hall
after Hilde. Both girls forgetting
about the shocked girl they just left behind.
Relena ran as fast as she
could. She had to catch Hilde. She had to reach her before she lost her
groceries all over herself and anyone else who had the misfortune of standing
too close. Relena was surprised that
Hilde had made it this far. Normally,
she never made it in time. Hilde's body
had to still be suffering from shock.
Suddenly, Relena saw a
door. She did not care where the door
led, and she did not have time for words.
So, she quickly grabbed Hilde by the braid then flung her threw the
waiting doorway.
Hilde only had enough time to
notice the waiting bathroom stall before her stomach did another flip-flop.
Relena sighed with relief when
she realized they made it just in time.
Hilde was sick and
seething. "That bitch*spew* just
wait *hurl* she won't know *spew* won't know what *hurl*what hit her!"
Relena walked up behind her
friend to massage small circles along her back to calm her down as she leaned
over the porcelain god. She could only
shake her head as she glanced down at Hilde to make sure she was okay.
If someone had come up to her
two days ago and told her all this would happen, she would have laughed in
their face. Things like this are just
not normal. How did all this shit
happen anyway?
'Oh yeah, we had to go make a
stupid wish on a stupid amulet. Who'd
have thought that wishes could actually come true.' Relena thought. 'I wish I
would have been more specific though because this is not what I had in
mind. Something tells me that this is
not what Hilde had in mind either.' She
looked down at Hilde, who was yet to calm herself. Not that Relena could blame her; she knew she would be doing the
exact same thing. 'Well, maybe with a
little more grace.' She snorted out
loud at that thought, but of course Hilde did not notice. 'Yeah right, I'd be
admiring the porcelain inlay of the toilet for twice as long.'
Life had to be cruel sometimes,
why did wishes have to be as well? 'I
thought wishes were suppose to make you happy and make your wildest dreams come
true. But so far all this wish has
created is one big headache. Okay. Fine.
That's the last time I visit on antique shop.'
Relena continued to seethe and
contemplate as she thought about her, Hilde, Heero, and Duo's plight and
Hilde's current misfortune.
Since one was too lost in her
thoughts and the other was too lost in the. uh lavatory, they both failed to
notice the faint sound of water running in the back.
***
Moments ago:
Heero was walking down the
hall towards Lady Une's office when he spotted two streaks as they zipped
by. "What the hell?"
"Now where could those
two be off to in such a hurry?" Lady Une said voicing her thoughts. "It must be important if Heero is in a
hurry too, but they better be back in time."
Heero watched as Relena yanked
Hilde into a nearby room. He shook his
head in amusement as he watched the spectacle.
"Some things never change no matter what the
circumstances."
It was right after he finished
his sentence that he noticed which room it was that the two girls went in to.
"Damnit!"
Printed in black and silver
letters across the front of the door were the words 'Men's Locker Room.'
***
Relena finally got Hilde to
calm dawn. She was no longer sick to
her stomach, but Hilde was still seething.
So, she quietly led Hilde to a nearby bench.
"Feel better
now?" Relena asked.
"No! What do you think? That lillil"
"bitch." Relena finished for her.
"Yeah. Her.
I swear I'm gonna. I'm gonna"
"kill her."
"Yeah. And I'm gonna. I'm gonna"
"Rip her eyes out."
"Yeah. Oh!
She is so gonna gonna"
"pay."
"Damn. I'd hate to get on ya'll bad side. Remind me never to do anything to piss the
two of you off." Said a new voice.
<>
Lady Une still stared in shock
at Heero's sudden outburst. Why should
'Relena' care if 'Duo and Heero' were in a hurry to use the restroom?
"Duo! Get over here now!" Heero shouted.
"Relena! What in the Hell has gotten into you? And why are you yelling for Duo when you
just saw him run into the locker room?"
Lady Une yelled at him.
Suddenly Duo came dashing
around the corner. "What? What happened?" Duo said in a panic. He was in the lounge right around the corner
when he heard Heero's outburst.
"Hilde, what in the
world? I thought you yelled for
Duo."
"I did." Came the short reply from Heero since his
mood just did a nose dive.
Duo not wanting to cause any
more confusion and feeling the need to explain Heero's seemingly ridiculous
answer spoke up for him. "Well,
she did, but I heard her yell since I was right around the corner, so here I
am." Duo finished flashing a
cheery smile.
"And she'll do for
now. May we please be excused for a
minute?" Heero tried to sweetly
reply since he was suppose to be Relena.
He needed to get a hold of himself.
Losing control would jeopardize the mission and that was unacceptable.
"But, I still need to
have a word with you in my office."
Une said getting frustrated, but she was still somehow managed to keep
her cool.
Heero did not know how to
answer that. What reason could he
possibly have for stalling Une when she obviously needed to speak with Relena
before the meeting began? Heero
sighed. 'When all else fails.' He did
the only thing he could think of. He
put on his best Relena smile and gave Une his best pleading look.
Lady Une sighed in
exasperation. "Fine. You're obviously high strung at the
moment. Go get a drink of water and be
in my office in ten minutes." That
said Lady Une walked away.
Duo let out the breath he did
not realize he was holding. Then he
glared at Heero. "Baka! What the Hell has gotten into you? Do you realize you almost blew everything
with your sudden outburst? And, they
call me the idiot."
Heero did not say a word. He grabbed Duo's arm and lead him around a
deserted corner where they could speak out of earshot.
Duo tried to patiently wait
for Heero to speak up after he was dragged away, but Heero still hadn't spoken
a word. All he did was pace back and
forth. After the fifth time Heero paced
in front of him, Duo finally had enough.
"I'm not getting any
younger ya know." Duo said in
irritation.
Heero turned and glared
daggers at the boy.
"Well, are you going to
tell me what is wrong? Or, do I need to
start guessing?"
When he didn't budge, Duo took
that as his cue to continue.
"Okay, let's see, could it be that"
"Shut up baka!"
"He speaks."
Heero growled.
Duo cleared his throat. "Well?"
Heero spoke through clenched
teeth. "Do you remember the one
thing we both promised to prevent before we all got here?"
"Uuummmm." Duo thought as he scratched his head trying
to remember.
"Well, let me refresh
your memory. Do you recall Hilde's
third reason for making this stupid wish in the first place?"
Realization came to Duo and
his eyes got huge. "No."
"Yes, and it just
happened."
"Son of a bitch!"
<>
Relena and Hilde looked up at
the same time to see the one Preventer they both secretly thought was hot
standing before them dripping wet wearing nothing more than a towel. Hilde's mouth just about hit the floor and
Relena's eyes about popped out of their sockets.
"Br Brian, what are you
doing in here?" Relena asked since
Hilde could not pick her mouth up off the floor.
Yes, it was he, Brian
Summers. The hottest Preventer on the
force with his dark hair, sky-blue eyes, brilliant smile, tall frame, muscular
physique, and tanned body. Yes, he could
easily be any girl's knight in shining armor.
Relena and Hilde were not the only two who had such sentiments
either. Sally once called him her dream
hunk. Then on one of her trips to headquarters to visit her brother, Catherine
finally met everyone's prince charming.
After introductions were over and Brian walked away, Relena amusingly
watched as Catherine without thinking wiped the drool coming from the corner of
her mouth. But, the best story had to
come from Dorothy, who upon getting her first glimpse of Mr. Summers literarily
could not keep her eyes off of him and walked smack into an unsuspecting Mr.
Winner. Both blonds ended up sprawled
out on the floor with Dorothy landing on top.
Witnesses to the incident said Quatre was as red as a tomato, Dorothy
for once looked like she wanted to crawl under a rock, and for some reason
Trowa looked rigid and tense as he helped the two up. One bystander said she could of sworn that Mr. Barton's ears
turned red, and she could almost see smoke coming out of them.
Now, the unsuspecting
Preventer stood ignorant to the fact he was practically naked in front of two
practically drooling females in the men's locker room. Poor guy had no idea what was about to hit
him.
"Well, this is the locker
room and most men, like myself, do come in to use it." He replied as he gave the two of them
strange looks. "What are you two
doing here?" He asked figuring
that if they could act dumb why couldn't he.
"Oh. Well, you see we uh we uh" Relena
stammered.
"We came to use it too, of
course. What other reason is
there?" Hilde quickly answered
finally maintaining some control. Then
smacked her forehead for such a stupid answer.
"Wait. That didn't come out
right. You see what I meant was uh
crap. uh"
"Maxwell, you need to learn
to quit when you're behind." Brian
said then laughed.
That statement brought both
girls back to reality. They completely
forgot who they were supposed to be at the moment.
'Crap! I didn't say or do anything too out of
character for Duo, did I?' Hilde wondered to herself.
'Damnit! Why do these sorts of things always
happen?' Relena shouted in her
head. It was time to revert back to
Heero mode. So she stood up, crossed
her arms, and put on the best death glare of her life.
Hilde stood up as well
crossing her arms. If ever she needed
to pull off a convincing Duo, then the time was now. How hard could it be?
It's not like the hottest guy on the force was standing in front of her
dripping wet, practically naked, shining that gorgeous smile of his, and
completely ignorant to her extreme discomfort.
Nope. That's not what was
happening. So she could do this. It would be a piece of cake.
'Speaking of cake, I wonder
what flavor he goes best with NO! Must
not let dirty thoughts pop in head. Duo
is all the man I need and more so. Duo
is my life. So, why am I letting this
towel only wearing dreamboat effect me?
Maybe it's the chest. It's must
by the chest. What else could it
be? Hum, I wonder if the rest of him is
that toned. DAMNIT!' Hilde continued to argue in her head.
Relena continued to glare
trying to size her opponent up, which by the way proved to be a fatal
mistake. Nope. Those baby blues were not looking directly
at her. Nope. That drop of water did not make a trail down his chest into
uncharted territory. Nope. None of that was happening.
'Okay Dorlain, now is the time
to show everyone what you are made of.
You can do this. Okay, maybe the
death glare is not my best option at the moment. Revert to politician mode.
Stick with what you know girl, but keep up the Yuy façade. But shit, why did it have to be him and in a
towel no less? No, do not think about
less. Less is not more in this
case. Less is bad, very bad. On the other hand, I wonder. NO! AAAhhh!'
Both of their heads were
reeling, but they somehow managed to keep a cool façade on the outside.
"For your information,
Summers, I am not nor will I ever be behind.
The God of Death does not know the meaning of the word." Hilde said with an air of confidence.
"Sure, bro
whatever."
"Hey! I resent that." Hilde said getting defensive for herself as
well as Duo.
"Geez Maxwell, I was only
joking. You don't have to take it
personally."
"Humph." Hilde retorted then turned her head
away. Meanwhile, Relena still managed
her best poker face.
"Okay. Fine.
Sheesh. I know when to get
lost." Brian mumbled as he walked
off shaking his head as he went.
"Some people just can't take a joke nowadays."
When he was out of earshot
both sighed in relief and wiped the beads of sweat off their foreheads.
"That was
close." Hilde said.
"No. Really?" Relena said sarcastically.
"Well, at least I wasn't
the one going well uh you see uh" Hilde said mocking Relena.
Relena could only growl at
that since Hilde was technically right.
But, that didn't mean Relena had to like it.
Hilde smiled
mischievously. "Uuh! Looks like I'm not the only one who doesn't
take kindly to jokes."
"Let's just get out of
here before anything else goes wrong."
"Aw! What's the rush? You do realize we are in the place we wished to be."
"Baka. Did you not learn anything from what just
happened?"
"Um deck all red heads
that come within ten meters of Duo."
Relena sighed in
frustration. "Hilde just think
about it for a minute. Yes, the wish
sounded like a great idea, but 1) do you really want to ruin Duo's rep by all
the gawking you know you are dying to do and 2) how much of Duo's wrath are you
willing to take if he finds out that you came across anything more in
here?"
Hilde knew Relena was
right. But, damnit something had to
always spoil her fun. "I
know. I know. It's just that"
"Hey guys!"
Both girls turned to see Brian
as he walked back around the corner still in nothing more than a towel. "Sorry to interrupt again, but I just
want to know if." He didn't get to finish because as he continued to walk
a stray thread on his towel caught on to a nearby locker and the fabric landed
neatly onto the floor at his feet.
"ACK!" The two girls screeched in unison.
They quickly turned their
heads, but the damage was done.
Relena knew she was
blushing. She could feel the heat
coming off her face. 'Oh, Heero is so
gonna want to kill me for sure now.'
She thought.
Hilde knew she was blushing as
well, and she could only pray it was not very noticeable. 'Oh, Duo is gonna shit a gold brick, if he
finds out about this one.'
"Oops." Said Brian, who was the least effected by
the whole situation.
"Oh, that's
okay." Hilde replied as she
continued the stare at the ceiling.
"But, we'll get back to you later.
We've got a meeting in" Hilde quickly glanced down at her
watch. "Ack! Not long.
So we gotta go. Okay. Bye."
Then she quickly grabbed
Relena and the two ran for the door.
Brian could only shake his
head as he watched the two run off.
"Those pilots have got to be the strangest people I've ever
meet."
<>
Once outside both girls came
to a halt and leaned against the door trying to catch their breath.
Relena glanced over at
Hilde. "Did you?"
"Nope. Of course not." She denied.
"Did you?"
"Nope." Relena also denied.
"Okay. I guess that makes us safe, right?"
"Right."
Suddenly the sound of someone
clearing their throat interrupted them.
The two girls looked over to see two red-faced pilots leaning against
the far wall.
"Uh. Oh."
They both said.
"Well, well, what do you
have here?" Duo said in a joking
manner even though he was far from being in a joking mood.
"Well, ya see it's not
what it seems. We promise." Hilde
beseeched.
"Humph." Heero
replied back.
"Really. She's telling the truth. We really didn't mean to go in
there." Relena pleaded their
cause.
"Uh-huh. Yeah.
Sure. And my real name is Santa
Claus." Duo said sarcastically.
"Damnit, Duo. You know I wouldn't deliberately lie to you,
and if you want to blame someone, blame the lil red-headed trollop who busted a
move on me thinking I was you."
"WhWhat?" Duo stuttered.
"Oh yes. Let's see if I can recall her exact
words. Oh yeah. 'Well you once told me you had a steady
girlfriend, but I've yet to see otherwise.'
That was one of the most disgusting experiences of my life, Duo Maxwell,
and we are all just lucky that Relena got me to the restroom in time. Or you'd have an even bigger mess to clean
up." She said pointing her finger
in his chest.
Duo swallowed the lump that
seemed to suddenly form in his throat.
Hilde continued. "And why didn't you tell me about
her? Huh? Do you know how horrible the way I found out was?"
"Well, I thought you
might overreact."
"Overreact! Overreact!
Why would I overreact?"
Hilde shouted throwing her hands up in the air.
"Um Hilde." Relena said trying to get Hilde attention.
"What?" She said
through clenched teeth.
"Well, you need to calm down
before you draw too much attention towards us."
"Fine." She said and tried to take a few deep
breaths to calm her nerves.
"Now that we know how you
ended up in there, I want to know what took so long. What else went on in there?" Heero said interrupting.
Both girls started to fidget
and the two pilots knew what was coming next could not be good.
"Um nothing much. I was just there trying to help Hilde calm
down and she did um eventually."
Heero and Duo looked at each
other then back at the girls. They knew
the whole truth was not coming out.
"And that's
all?" Duo doubtfully asked.
Hilde started to scratch her
head out of nervousness, and Relena got a pondering look on her face as if she
were searching for the correct words to say.
"Well, you see"
Relena started to say, but got interrupted when the locker room door
opened. Brian walked out now in full
uniform.
"Bye, guys talk to ya
later. Oh! Hey, Miss Relena. Hey,
Miss Hilde." He said then waved as
he continued to walk on down the hall.
"Please tell me that was
a figment of my imagination." Duo
said once Brian was no longer in sight.
"Well" Hilde
stammered.
Heero had heard enough. "We'll discuss this later, but right
now Une wants to speak with me uh you uh damnit you know what I
mean." He glared at Relena as he
spoke then walked off down the hall toward Une's office.
"Uh. Oh.
Do you think he'll get over it?"
Relena asked leaning towards Hilde.
"Yeah. Ya never
know. Tomorrow he might wake up and
forget any of this ever happened."
"I wouldn't count on
that." Said a voice that startled
the two girls.
"Geez Duo, give me a
heart attack why don't ya?" Hilde
said. She completely forgot he was
standing there.
Duo just stood there with his
arms crossed. "You, young lady,
have some explaining to do?"
"Um Duo, have I ever told
you how much I love y" Hilde started to say then she realized something
else. "Wait just a damn minute
here. You've got a lot of explaining to
do yourself, young man." She said
in retaliation.
"I guess we'll discuss
this later as well." He said.
"Fine."
"And so it
continues." Relena sighed and
wondered when everything could just go back to normal.
~~~To Be Continued~~~
Hi ya! Well, there's chapter nine. I'm not trying to end the chapter on a sour
note, but I think thirteen pages are enough for this chapter. I hope everyone liked the locker scene. I wanted to get it just right since this is
the scene most people asked for. I hope
it was up to your expectations. ^_^
I'm sorry it has taken me so
long to get this out, but certain circumstances have not been in my favor
lately in regards to writing this fic.
First, I couldn't concentrate
on this fic because I had another one stuck in my head. But, I didn't want to have to be writing two
fics at the same time. Finally, I
couldn't take it any more so I broke down and wrote the prologue to my new fic.
Then when I finally had a
clear head, a huge thunderstorm by the name of Allison flooded the area I live
in. Don't worry my house stayed dry,
but a couple of other homes in my neighborhood were not so lucky. However, all of this limited my computer
time. When severe thunderstorms with
lightening are right outside, it is usually wise to stay off the computer.
Then once all that cleared up,
my best friend found out she got a job in another state for the next few
months, which meant I wouldn't see her again until October. So I wanted to spend some time visiting her
before she left. *sniff* I'm happy for
her, but I'm gonna miss her.
Then once that was said and
done my phone line went dead. It did
not have a dial tone or anything. And
since the phone company was so backed up due to lots of phones being down after
all the horrible weather, I had to wait FOREVER for them to come and fix
it. I couldn't call up a friend on the
telephone much less try to sign on the Internet. It really sucked. I
couldn't check my email, and I couldn't read any fanfiction. *whines* It was
horrible. Thankfully, I was able to
work on my fics. My computer was in
working order, but my phone line was not, which prevented updating.
And to really add insult to
injury, earlier this week I got in a car accident. Someone ran into the back of me when I was waiting to turn left
at a light. *wails* Why me?
Don't worry. I'm fine. However, my car is in need of repair. *groans*
I've been without a car all week, and I've been trying to get in to much
with the insurance company in hopes of getting a rental. Can you say, 'pain in the ass'? Well, I finally got a rental today, so
tomorrow I get to find out exactly how much damage was done. *groans* Well, at
least I'm not the one who has to pay for it.
So, now that you've all heard
my sob story I hope you can forgive my tardiness in posting this chapter. I know I told a few of you that I'd be
updating sooner, and you've probably been wondering where the hell I've been. I promise I didn't do it on purpose. *pleads for forgiveness*
Okay, I'm going to go for
now.
Bye,
Carebear