You fall asleep, but instead of dreams, you get IMs

You buy a laptop and a cell phone so you can have AOL in the car

You beg your friends to get an account so you can "hang out"

You get a second phone line just go call out for pizza.
You meet the mailman at the curb and swear he said "You've got mail"
You sign off and your screen says you were on for 3 days and 45 minutes.

You see something funny and you scream, "LOL, LOL"

A friend calls and says, "How are you? Your phones have been busy" -- for a year!
Tech support calls YOU for help
You've gone to an unstaffed AOL meeting to give tech support

You say, "He,He,He,He" or "Heh, Heh, Heh" instead of laughing

You look at an annoying person offline and wished you had your ignore button handy
You say "Scroll up" when someone asks you what you just said

You sneak away to your computer when everyone is asleep

You talk on the phone with the same person your sending an instant message to
You forgot how to work the TV remote control
You start to experience "Withdrawel" after not being online for a while

Your answering machine/Voice mail box sounds a little like ..... "BRB, leave your SN and i'll TTYL ASAP"
You sit on AOL for 6 hours waiting for that special someone to sign on

You get up in the morning and go online before getting your coffee

You end your sentences with 3 ...or more periods.......

You person a vanity car license plate with your screenname on it

You think faster than the computer
You enter a room and get greeted by 25 people with ((((Huggz)))) and ***Kisses***

Being a called a "newbie" is a major insult to you

You're on the phone and say "BRB"

Your teacher or your boss recommends a drug test for your blood shot eyes

"Where did the time go?"

You need to be pried from your computer by the Jaws-Of-Life!
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