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My tire was thumping
I thought it was flat
When i looked at the tire
I noticed your cat... sorry
You had your bladder removed
and you're on the mends
here's a bouquet of flowers
and a box of depends |
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Happy Vasectomy!!!!
Hope you fell zippy
Cause when i had mine
I got real zippy
Heard your wife left you...
how upset you must be...
but dont fret about it.
she moved in with me |
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Looking back over the years that we've been together, I can't help but wonder. What was I thinking? |
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Your computer is dead
It was once to great..
Don't you regret installing
windows 98?
You totalled your car
and you can't remember why
could it have been
the case of buddry?
So your daughters a hooker
and it spoils your day....
Look at the bright side
she's a really good lay. |
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| Congratulations on your wedding day! To bad no one likes your wife. |
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How could two people as beautiful as you have such an ugly baby? |
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I've always wanted someone to hold, someone to love. After having met you, I've changed my mind. |
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If i get only one thing for christmas, I hope its your sister. |
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I must admit, you brought religion into my life. I never believed in hell till i met you. |
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As you grow older, mom, I think of all the gifts you've given me, like the need for therapy |
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Congratulations on your promotion! Before you go, would you like to take this knife out of my back? You'll probably need it again. |
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Someday I hope to get married, but not to you |
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Happy Birthday!! You look great for you age -- almost lifelike! |
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When we were together, You always said you'd die for me. Now that we've broken up, I think its time you keep your promise |
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We have been friends for a very long time, what say we call it quits |
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I'm so miserable without you, Its almost like your here. |
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Congratulations on your new bundle of joy. Did you ever find out who the father was? |
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You are such a good friend that if we were on a sinking ship and there were only one life jacket--I'd miss you a lot and think of you often. |
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Happy birthday, Uncle Dad!!! |
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Your friends and I wanted to do something special for your birthday-- so we're having you put to sleep. |
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