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Barret: "WHAT!?! Sephiroth is back!!! No way man, I saw him die just like you in that goddamned pit a couple years ago. There is no goddamned way that he coulda survived that a** whoopin we gave that son of a b****." Barret aims his gun arm up and fires it. "EVERYBODY OUT! I GOT IMPORTENT BUSINESS IN HERE NOW!"
Everyone in the show em up bar runs off screaming

Cloud: "I'm glad you still remember how to do it, just like at the old sector 7 bar. Hahaha, but really, get some damn clothes on, I don't know why those people didn't run away screaming as soon as they saw you start to strip! I was tempted myself."

Barret: "Very funny Cloud..." Barret walks over to his dressing closet and puts on a robe. " This better ya spike a**?"

Cloud: "......Don't call me that." Thinks to himself("damn you Cid!")
" Yeah thats better, but get your clothes and lets board the Highwind, you can get dressed on our way to get Nanaki in Cosmo Canyon. Lets move out!"

Cloud Barret and Tifa leave Midgar and board the Airship and head to Cosmo Canyon.

COSMO CANYON

Cloud: walks into Cosmo canyon. "Damn, not much has changed here since the last time I've been here. I better go to the observatory to get Nanaki so that we can get the others as soon as possable and stop Sephiroth before he gets even more powerful." Cloud runs up through the moutains to get to the top and to the observatory.

Cloud cassually walks up to the observatory door and knocks, knowing that Nanaki will answer promptly. After 5 minutes of waiting Cloud thinks to himself. "Something either happened to Nanaki, or he is out doing something somewhere, I'll just go in make myself comfortable and wait for him, I'm sure he wouldn't mind."

Cloud turns the doorknob to find that the door was unlocked, and he steps into the observatory.

Cloud: "F***!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Cloud Turns completely around facing the door after looking at the couch to find Nanaki there holding his erect penis with his paw masturabating.

Cloud: "oh my god oh my god oh my god!!!!!!! I can't believe I saw what I just saw......." Swallows causing the vomit that he could feel starting to come up, to stay in his stomach. " Jesus Nanaki!!!! Have you no shame!!! God Damn!, This is worse than seeing Barret Strip!

Nanaki: "Damnit Cloud!, You don't just walk in someone's house! Oh wait, I should have remembered that you did that all the time during our adventures before! What the h*** do you want anyway?