So the barman asks "So how did that come about, if you don't mind my asking?" And the boy says "I was in this old junk shop and I found a lamp. When I gave it a rub, a genie appeared. He offered me the standard three wishes, and I said 'For my first wish, I'd like every woman I ever meet to fall madly in love with me.' So the genie waves his hands, and suddenly, all of these women were eyeing me. Then the genie asked what my second wish should be. So I said 'I'd like a wallet with 1 million pounds in it, and I can never lose it, it can't be destroyed, and whenever I spend any money, it'll be immediately replenished.' And the genie said 'Granted! Now what will your third wish be?' And I said 'For my third wish, I'd like half my head to be a big orange.'"