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| WNEC Quotes 2 |
| I can't take his money, I can't print my own money, I have to work for my money. Why don't I just lie down and die? -Homer J. Simpson |
| More individual quotes... |
| Sampson is hot.-Mike Feeney |
| I can only think when I am drunk.-Mike Sampson |
| Fuck that shit.-Josh Darbee |
| If you were drunk you'd know this shit!-Brandon LeBlanc |
| I didn't want to tell you guys I was wet.-Mike Sampson |
| Suck my kiss!-Mike Sampson (after John, our RA knocked on our door at 3am) |
| Enjoy your wait.-Taco Bell lady |
| We need more customers like you.-Taco Bell guy after we walked an hour just to get some TB. |
| More Conversations and such... |
| I'm Monica Lewinski-Brandon LeBlanc |
| And I'm President Clinton.-Mike Sampson |
| Why would I wear a tie?-Michelle Bastardi |
| Why would I wear a dress? It just happens.-Mike Sampson |
| Best pick up line we've heard? |
| Is it hot in here, or is it just you? -Carrot Top (said on a 1-800-CALL ATT commercial to a girl outside a pool) |
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| Carrot Top |