Ben Cartwright August 6, 2001
Many times in my recent years, I have been classified as a �non-Christian.� At first, I objected to this on the grounds that this did not describe anything about me. But nowadays, I�ve gotten used to it, and I would like to tell you a few other things about myself.
First of all, a few basic things. My race is non-black. I have non-red hair, and my height is non-five foot six. My favorite sport is non-soccer. My favorite food is non-green beans.
In case you�d like to know more about me, I live in a non-house, I speak non-Japanese, I majored in non-mathematics in college, and I love non-classical music.
I like long walks on the non-pavement, I enjoy traveling by non-train, I prefer non-Baroque art, and my favorite thing to read is the non-newspaper.
I�m sure Christians also won�t mind my applying the same technique when I talk about them, so instead of calling them �Christians� from now on, I�m going to call them �non-Muslims.�
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