EXTRAS
Loneliness is...

-A Raith Rovers fan in an internet chat room
-A Dunfermline Athletic midfield playmaker
-Peter Hetherston at a tactics talk
-A Fife schools graduation ceremony
-Only being able to speak English in the Ibrox dressing room
-Being able to remember when St Mirren last won at Brockville and still having your own teeth
-Myles Hogarth in Falkirk 8-0 win over Airdrie
-Attending a "friends of Raith Rovers" party
-Being a Raith Rovers fan at an away game
-Being a Raith Rovers fan at a home game
-Being a Roger Michell brain cell

Questions and Answers from "Stark's Bar" pub quiz:

Name a famous Scotsman - Jock Tamson
An item of clothing worn by a musketeer -
A Horse
A Jacket Potato Filing -
Jam
A sign of the Zodiac -
April
Something with a hole in it -
A Window
Something red -
A Window
A Type of Fish -
Fillet-o-Fish
A Famous cowboy -
Buck Rogers
A famous bridge -
The Bridge over troubled water
A part of your body beginning with the letter 'n' -
knee
Something you put on wall -
Roofs
Something slippery -
The Rent Man

You know you're going out with a Fifer girl when:


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Her father, or at least her mothers latest partner, does that old pull my finger routine at the Christmas dinner table

-The people on the Jerry Springer show start to seen familiar

-Her brother lit a fag in the toilet and blew the house clean off it's wheels

-Her dog does a litter in the bog, and no-one notices

-When she thinks incest is Ok as long as it's kept in the family

-Her familly tree doesn't have any branches


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