| The WEIRDWATCHERS Philosophy |
| How I became a weirdwatcher. After the second week new at my job, I noticed that there was something wrong with my ordinary picture of modern society. It was the job that actually showed me how many stupid and mad people were coming to our shop. But this is society. So shortly after this my boss introduced me into the weirdwatching: You know birdwatchers? They use binoculars to look after birds in the forrests. You know weightwtachers? They try to look after their weight to become slim. You know weirdwatchers? These are we. Everday the same bloody stupid people. But it is not only the stupid people that get into our shop, even them who seem to be normal and look totaly normal turn out to be the most weird of all. There are many different types of being weird which I am going to describe in the following. The-One-Way-Communicatives: These weirdos are really a pain in the arse. They just talk and talk and talk and talk and it does not matter what you say or do they do not notice or do not whant to ...I do not know. The most importened is that everything that they say is soooooooooo interresting and sooooooooo exciting, it would be more exciting to see somebody picking his nose all day. The-None -Way-Communicatives: Can we call this communication? I do not know. But it does not matter what you say or do to these people, they have a target to accomplish...mostly only one at the time (what actually makes them even more interresting)... and there is nothing capable of intercepting them. They are like a steamlokomotive thrusting without any hold. The-Lets-Do-Strange-Things-Nobody-Will-Ever-Understand: These are the first class weirdos. Their name says all. There is just a shear mass of weirdos around all the time and I have seen so many stupid things only in my shop, that I had to make it public somehow. So get your binoculars going and look out for your lokal weirdos supplier. |
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