Mister-Swedish-Kn�cke-Bread-Man
Is it Santa?! NO!!!...Is it the Beggar from next door?! NOOOOOOO!!! It is the legendary Kn�ckebrot-Man! This very friendly fellow is one of our regular vodka-drinkers. He usually buys a bottle of Absolut from sweden, asking for "one swedish-Kn�ckebread". There are three astonishing things about him: His hat, his beard and his jacquet.
His hat allways makes him look like a robber from the early modern.Its one of those ancient cowboy like hats from europe. It definetly looks like it. Deep in wintertime he looks like being on a southpol-expedition. But his beard is even more strange and maybe dangerous, we are not quite sure. It seems as if there might be a living creature in his long big beard. Maybe the whole beard is a creature!!! Lately he tries to pay with his EC-Card but it allways takes him about 10 minutes (no joke) to find it emptiing all his pockets. Don't expect that when he has found the card he is able to pay with it...he usually looses the paper with the pin on it.
Well he definetly is a very friendly person, but he could wash a bit more oftener, because he tends to be a bit smelly from time to time.
Something unbelievable has happened. He does not buy vodka any more, only juice. His doctor must have shocked him seriously.
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