I (and everyone else with an email account) have been approached by a time traveler desperately seeking equipment. 
We need a vendor who can offer immediate supply.
I'm offering $5,000 US dollars just for referring a vender which is
(Actually RELIABLE in providing the below equipment) Contact details
of vendor required, including name and phone #. If they turn out to be
reliable in supplying the below equipment I'll immediately pay you
$5,000. We prefer to work with vendor in the Boston/New York area.

1. The mind warper generation 4 Dimensional Warp Generator # 52 4350a
series wrist watch with z60 or better memory adapter. If in stock the
AMD Dimensional Warp Generator module containing the GRC79 induction
motor, two I80200 warp stabilizers, 256GB of SRAM, and two Analog
Devices isolinear modules, This unit also has a menu driven GUI
accessible on the front panel XID display. All in 1 units would be
great if reliable models are available

2. The special 23200 or Acme 5X24 series time transducing capacitor
with built in temporal displacement. Needed with complete
jumper/auxiliary system

3. A reliable crystal Ionizor with unlimited memory backup.

If your vendor turns out to be reliable, I owe you $5,000.


Let me know

Thanks
I wasn't in the mood to send silly emails stringing along crazy people, so I replied with the following:
unfortunately, I do not have those in stock.  however, please do contact my distributor:
Herman Francis X. ******
*****@****.com

He may be able to help with your request.

Cordially,

Maria T. ******

N.B., Herman is a real person with a real email address: my brother.  Hopefully I'll get to hear some "strange email" stories the next time I see him.
From: Tim Jones [mailto:[email protected]]
Sent: Friday, July 18, 2003 2:19 AM
To: ******
Subject: RE: Needed plans


Hello,

I'm a time traveler stuck here in 2003. Since nobody seems to be able to get me what I need (safely), I will have to build a simple time travel circut to get where I need myself. I am going to need a diagram for a simple time travel circut which can be built out of (readily available) parts here in 2003. Please email me any schematics you have. I will pay good money for anything you send me I can use.

Thank You



Dear Stuck Traveler,

There are others in your predicament.  Please see:

http://members.aol.com/rslts/linear.html
http://sub-zero.mit.edu/~rhett/
http://home.flash.net/~csmith0/time.htm

I hope these schematics are helpful.  Yours in Laa'aam!

Sincerely,

The Fierce Lambie
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