Round Five, Being the Fifth Day of My Acquantance with Engr. Bankole
Dear Laa'aam,
How are you today? I expected reading your email this morning.

Please I would appreciate you send to me your Address and Telephone number to enable me proceed with the processing.If your email is bad please send me a fax or call me ok? 
(IF MY EMAIL WERE IN FACT �BAD�, HOW WOULD I BE READING THIS???  AH, THE POWERS BANKALL ASCRIBES TO ME.)

I am waiting to hear from you.

Engr. Bankole Jacbos
Tel:234-80-37200019
Fax:234-1-7599686

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Dear Engr. Bankall,

I have send the requested information.  Have you received it.  Please, it is difficult for me to access the computer as the problems with Grandmother are worsening.  This morning she was apprehended by the Alexandria authorities while shooting at evil spirits in our entryway.  One would not think that our house could hold evil spirits, as it has no corners but is particularly round to demonstratively keep the eveil spirits from inhabiting said corners (which it does not have).  But this did not defer Grandmother.  She was wearing her quilted pink bathrobe when the SWAT team (at the neighboer's behest) swung throug hthe living room windows on cables and apprehended her.  The family was huddled beneath the dining room table, and though we pleaded for Grandmother to be released, as she is a very venerable lady of 93 years, Grandmother was taken away.  This is avery great shock for the family, and also for the Virginia bourbon industry as Grandmother will not have access to her favorit beverage while in prison.

Yours sadly,

E.E. Lamb


Is he reading these?  Can he possibly believe it?  Does he care? 
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