ROUND ONE. In which Bankole introduces himself
Date: Tue, 28 Jan 2003 01:05:23 -0800
From: "Bankole Jacobs" <[email protected]>
To: [email protected]
Subject: HELLO
ENGR.BANKOLE JACOBS.
LAGOS-NIGERIA
DEAR --Fierce Lambie--
SEQUEL TO THE RECOMMANDATION OF YOUR GOODSELF FROM THE CORPORATE OFFICE OF OUR TRADE MINISTRY, I NOW COMMENCE ON THIS TRANSACTION WITH YOU, ON THE ASSUMPTION THAT YOU WILL NOT DISAPPOINT US.
WE HAVE TWELVE MILLION US DOLLARS {US$12MILLION}ONLY WHICH WE MADE UP FROM OVER INFLATED CONTRACTS IN THE NIGERIAN PORTS AUTHORITY{NPA}.
WE ARE SEEKING YOUR ASSISTANCE AND PERMISSION TO REMIT THE AMOUNT INTO YOUR ACCOUNT.YOUR COMMISION WILL BE 20% OF THE TOTAL SUM,10% FOR CONTINGENCIES AND THE BALANCE OF 70% FOR MY COLLEAGUES AND ME.
COULD YOU PLEASE NOTIFY ME OF YOUR ACCEPTANCE TO CARRY ON THIS TRANSACTION URGENTLY.
AND UPON RECEIPT OF YOUR MASSAGE,I WILL INTURN FURNISH YOU WITH OTHER MODALITIES FOR FORMAL APPLICATION TO SECURE THE NECESSARY APPROVALS FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE OF THE FUND INTO YOUR ACCOUNT.
N/B: Alternatively you an rely through my alternative email for more
nformation :[email protected]
THANKS FOR YOUR CO-OPERATION.
YOURS FAITHFULLY
ENGR.BANKOLE JACOBS.
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To which I reply, with equal command of the English language...
Dear Mr. Jacobs,
My corporation would be more than happy to venture the capital you remand --indubitably, however, as we are an organization with a quasi-religious charter, there are some necessitations, derelictions and stipulations to be empowered by you to us as to the ultimate (and subsequential) disposition of the funds.
1.) Will the monies and liquidity of the assets be used in anyway to support activities not specifically allowed by the Seven Tenets of La'aam?
2.) Will said monies participate in the accession of a rabbelous proletariat to control of a sovreign nation?
3.) Will said monies be used in the purchase of drugs, alcohol, or nicotine related products?
Please relay your assurations to my proxy by way of email. I look forward to doing business.
Respectfully,
E.E. Lamb
Lamb and Lamb PC
