The Saga is over....
From: "Bankole Jacobs" <[email protected]> Subject: Please Never border yourself any more
Dear Mr. Lamb,
I believe that you are old enough to hanlde this project. Note that I can not tolorate this any more hence i have decided to move ahead to source for a serious partner overseas.
Here follows my favorite line of his entire compendium of malapropisms:
Hope this will not hurt you.
Bankole, you are a font of pure and bottomless hilarity! I can barely tolorate you! I mean, my goodself just can't hanlde it.
Bankole
Subject: Receipt is in the mail
To: "Bankole Jacobs" <[email protected]>
Dear Mr. Jacobs,
No, your refusal to do business with me does not "border" me at all, and I will tell you why.
I have spent a very enjoyable month collecting your emails for a website in which I ridicule your goodself and your pathetic attempt at a confidence scheme. I have found great mirth in wasting a month of your time and leading you on with promises of free money, the same thing you tried to do to me.
Not very nice, is it?
Now, why don't you log off the computer that I'm sure was donated to you by American charity, get up from your chair, and prowl the streets of Lagos until you find something that we in the western world have used to make our countries great, not cesspools riddled with would-be con men:
PROFITABLE EMPLOYMENT.
Yes, it's a strange yet wonderful feeling to make money the old fashioned way, by EARNING it, not bilking it out of naive foreigners.
Yours in Laaa'aaam,
E.E. Lamb (CHAS)
P.S. Sucker.
