Subject: Did you recieve my mail of today(Urgent)
Dear Lamb,
I hope you recieved my mail of early hour today?
Have you made the payment?Mr.Rich Madu, was told at the western union office that, you only did online reservation which did not reflect,so do make the payment proper and attach the slip by mail to me today
unfairlingly. Oh, it's unfair alright. Or is this Engrish for 'unfailingly'. Now we're up to two trips to the Western Union office.
I wait for your mail.
Regards,
Bankole(Chas)
Subject: Re: Did you recieve my mail of today(Urgent)
Dear Bankole,
Well, I am very upset with my local Western Union Office --so upset in fact that I am considering using my considerable talents and skills indoctrinated into me by the special forces to do grevious and unjustifiable damage against their poor customer service.
Please send me your mail/fax and I will mail the hard copy receipt immediately. If that doesn't work, I will simply bring the cash in a shoe box when I visit Nigeria later this month. This contraction must be terminated! I have legal fees!
Sincerely,
Lamm
Subject: Please mail the reciept through email ok(It's safer)
Dear lamb,
I just read your email. Please do well by sending the scanned copy of the reciept through my email address on [email protected] this is because it is safer there.
We do not have to wait till you visit later in the month, it is rather getting late.
Hope to recieve your response as soon as possible.
Regards,
Bankole (Chas)
Greetings and solicitations to your goodself. I have read your email and have the slip procured positively. Time is running out for this transaction as Grandmother will only be a ward of the state for a few more days (hence my proposed trip to Lagos --I will really be in necessitation of a safe place to stay when she discovers the mangalation of her estate that I and my associates have so unfairlingly caused with our constant debauchery and solicitations of "professional" women).
Am in possession of a scanning apparatus but ashamedly do not no how to operate it. If you send instructions I will be forever in your debt, as will you be in mine.
Please to send scanning instructions immediately and I will congruently send the Western Union Receipt.
