Title: Normal Day in the Kobura-verse

Author: Genzai Kiseitai

Warnings: Shounen ai, humor, weirdness

Pairings: Drake/Zacariah, Jestrix/Rift, suggested Link/Voldo, hint of Link/????

Disclaimer: The only things that are mine are Jestrix, Rift, Kaiden, Zacariah, and Drake. The rest belongs to someone else. Don’t sue me!

Author Notes: No idea. Not a one. Just something stupid that hit in the middle of Graphic Arts and wouldn’t leave me be.

 

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Golden eyes stared straight ahead, unblinking, as they followed the action in front of them with intense concentration.

 

‘Almost. Come on,’ He thought as he narrowed his eyes.

 

“Ahhh!”

 

“YES! Take that pervert!” came the excited shout as Voldo fell off the side of the arena, thrown by Link.

 

“Argh! Not again!” Jestrix sighed and fell back onto the floor, throwing the Gamecube controller beside him.

 

Link stood and did a victory dance as he did one on the screen of the TV. Jestrix sighed and covered his eyes with his hands. Dark god or not he just couldn’t play Soul Calibur 2 worth anything.

 

“You owe me 50 bucks now Jestrix-san.” Drake said as he held his son on his lap as he leaned against Zacariah’s side.

 

Jestrix muttered something and handed the purple haired man the owed money.

 

“Well that’s what you get for challenging him in something you know you can’t do there Jesse-kun.” Kobura added and grinned as she took the controller from Jestrix and started up a new match for her and Link.

 

He said nothing as Rift sat beside him and poked him in the side.

 

“God boy needs to learn not to bet. Betting is bad.” He said and stopped poking him to turn his attention to the fight on screen.

 

Jestrix chose to ignore the comment and looked back to the screen. His eyes widened as Link made, well himself, jump onto Kobura’s character’s shoulders and spanked him with his sword.

 

“And you said I was a pervert. At least I don’t spank people with my sword” Jestrix said and grinned as Kobura turned quickly to wink at him. Oh she had an idea. This should be interesting.

 

Link sputtered and stared at the screen as Kobura made Voldo do a rather “interesting” move that had him throw Link into the air and keep him there by standing in a crab walk position and hit Link back up with his torso.

 

“Ah look Link! Voldo likes you!” Kobura said as she quickly repeated the move before Link could attack again.

 

Link pulled off a great Trowa impersonation as he quickly moved and grabbed Voldo, but hit the wrong buttons and made him to the spanking move again.

 

“Blonde Elf Boy likes Clawed Man too!” Rift said getting into the fun.

 

“I do not!” Link shouted then cursed as Kobura used SC and finished Link off with a rolling attack.

 

“Aw Link just couldn’t bare to hurt his lover anymore.” She said as Voldo did his victory pose.

 

“Look Link! He’s presenting!” Jestrix cackled as Voldo did his bowing victory pose that in the red outfit showed off a little more then it should.

 

Link twitched and looked down as he noticed Kaiden crawl up and sit beside him.

 

“Uke!” Kaiden said and happily pointed at Link.

 

The room went silent as Kaiden said his first word and repeated it again happily to Jestrix as well.

 

Jestrix sputtered and Link reddened as Kaiden crawled back to Drake, who swept him up in a hug and congratulated him on his first word. Even if he didn’t understand the reason behind it.

 

Kobura fell over laughing as Rift took the time to distract Jestrix and pull him from the room so he could “Reinsert his seme nature”. Link just calmly stood, smacked her upside the head and made his way from the room.

 

“Ow! Hey!” Kobura whined and rubbed her head.

 

Drake and Zacariah took the time to gather their stuff and move off to their own room so they could see if Kaiden knew any other words yet.

 

Kobura looked around the empty room and sighed.

 

“Oh well I’ll just play by myself for a while. Then maybe hook up my X-box and work on Defiance.” She was just about to start a round when she noticed someone had appeared behind her. She turned thinking it was one of the others come to play but stopped and stared gaping when she saw who it was.

 

“Would you happen to know where I might find Link?” Raphael asked as he looked around his new surroundings.

 

Kobura nodded and pointed in the direction of Link’s room, closing her mouth before she started drooling.

 

“Thank you.” He said bowing before he walked off in the direction of Link’s room.

 

Kobura blinked a few times wondering if she had just had a hallucination when she heard Link’s voice.

 

“Raphael! What are you….” His sentence was cut off as he moaned.

 

Kobura just stared before turning back to her game and shutting it off.

 

“Well there goes sleep tonight.” She sighed and stood walking off to her room to hopefully get some of her homework done before the noises got too bad.

 

The End!

 

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Nope. Still no idea on what the hell this is.

 

Jestrix: A normal day for you?

Well aside from that.

 

Jestrix: A chance to use Soul Calibur chars in a fanfic?

 

Probably. Anywho! Hope you enjoyed this out of nowhere fic! Bye now.