This is a must-read for anyone turning 21, and for anyone who's legal and ever has been in any of the listed situations...LOL
littlewillow
Due to increasing products liability litigation,
American beer Brewers have accepted the FDA's
suggestion that the following warning labels be placed
immediately on all beer containers:
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you
wondering what the hell happened to your bra.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think
you are whispering when you are not.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor
in dancing like a retard.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to
tell your friends over and over again that you love
them.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to
think you can sing.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to
believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to
telephone them at four in the morning.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think
you can logically converse with other members of the
opposite sex without spitting.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think
you have mystical Kung Fu powers, resulting in you
getting your ass kicked.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to
roll over in the morning and see something really
scary.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is the leading
cause of
inexplicable rug burns on the forehead.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the
illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and
better looking than most people.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to
believe you are invisible.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to
think people are laughing WITH you.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause a
disturbance in the time-space continuum, whereby gaps
of time may seem to literally disappear.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause
pregnancy.
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