Jaime Valero

Position:  Forward, Midfield

Jaime comes to us from the beautiful South American climes of Colombia.  Watch for Jaime's ball-control. It is reminiscent of salsa....the dance, not the saucy condiment.  Off the field Jaime is a student at the University of Regina, studying engineering.  Jaime has decided to major in Petroleum Systems Engineering with a minor Evil Genius Studies.  This odd though not uncommon combination of disciplines will help Jaime in designing a machine to control the extreme Saskatchewan weather....a...weather machine, if you will.  Doctors No, Evil, and Sinister could not be reached for comment at the time this biography was written, as they were on sabbatical at the fortress of solitude.  However, an unnamed silhouette behind a screen in the Faculty of Evil Genius Studies assures us the Jaime will be a force to be reckoned with one way or another.

If you would like more information about Evil Genius Studies, go to room ??? (it is labeled as such)  in the Secret Underground Lair Building on the University of Regina Campus.  When you get to the front door, ignore the man behind the curtain, and forget everything you see.  The non-descript door with the evil although good-hearted henchman in front will lead you into the faculty office.  Please destroy these instructions after you have read them.  Have a nice day.