David Parker
aka Bison
Position: Forward, Midfield, Rolling Prairies

In his own words "You can see me CHARGE, ROAR and TRAMPLE at any time on the pitch. People think i'm crazy under the circumstances that I "go all out", but honestly it must be my French blood... because nothing else can explain it."

In the words of the famous Canadian rocker Lawrence Gowan...."You're a strange animal, that's what I know."

Dave's style of play is very effective however sometimes a little unorthodox.  He does in fact resemble a bison in the way that he charges towards players with "altered" regard for the structural integrity of his mind and body.

Dave is very proud of his French heritage and can often be found discussing strategy with some of his fellow francophones during games and practices.  At least that's what we think.

David is somewhat of a philosopher as well.  His pre- and post-game motivational speeches have often left us with looks of awe on our faces. Other times we've been left with looks of "huh?" on our faces too, but we know that his enthusiasm sometimes speaks louder (and more coherently) than his words. Dave leaves us with more of his words of wisdom: "Words to live by: 'Thou shall not hit until thou is hitten'." (I.E. Touch me, I kick yo ass)